Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anyone ever watched a pregnant porn movie? not my cup of tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I disagree. I think masturbation and feeding your baby are two completely different things. But I do kind of agree that I think if a woman was going in to say someones house who she was not to familiar with I think it would be decent of her to ask if she could before she just flopped it out. My mrs disagree's with me, she thinks she should not have to ask. But I think its the polite thing to do in someone's house.just for the record, I realise they're two completely different things. My point was the argument "it's fine because its natural" doesn't hold up. Plenty of things are natural but shouldn't be done in public if its done right you can't see a lot to be honest. Definately get in some cases why people are against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Oh Patty... The scenario I play in my head is that the wife of a friend has come to me because he won't touch her because she's preggo but she's so horny (I hear pregnant women have these bouts of horn; devil fashion!) and she asks me for help. I'm only too happy to oblige. I'm honestly not sure if I could go through with it in real life mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Nowt wrong with it. No worries about getting her pregnant, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I once shagged my mates mrss who was heavily pregnant. They were on a break. Very weird I must say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Did he find out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Yes, he always did ha. Remember going round her house with another mate of mine and we had a bottle of bells whiskey. She was with her cousin and before I left later that night her cousin was in kitchen with me sucking whiskey off my willy. Very strange night all in all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I once shagged my mates mrss who was heavily pregnant. They were on a break. Very weird I must say You mean......you've....played out my scenario?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Did it involve a hoover at any point? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 It aint all its cracked up to be, if I wernt pissed I would not have done it probably. Nah it was the hoovers night off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Did it involve a hoover at any point? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2014 Oh Patty... The scenario I play in my head is that the wife of a friend has come to me because he won't touch her because she's preggo but she's so horny (I hear pregnant women have these bouts of horn; devil fashion!) and she asks me for help. I'm only too happy to oblige. I'm honestly not sure if I could go through with it in real life mind! I wouldn't go near my missus when she was up the duff The idea of me poking my own child whilst doing the act put me off sex for 9 months. Maybe for the next nipper I'll send her your way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Best thing about it is that it come out that the baby wernt even my mates. It was another one of our mates ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2014 Is Rugeley just one big Jeremy Kyle world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Oh Patty... The scenario I play in my head is that the wife of a friend has come to me because he won't touch her because she's preggo but she's so horny (I hear pregnant women have these bouts of horn; devil fashion!) and she asks me for help. I'm only too happy to oblige. I'm honestly not sure if I could go through with it in real life mind! I wouldn't go near my missus when she was up the duff The idea of me poking my own child whilst doing the act put me off sex for 9 months. Maybe for the next nipper I'll send her your way? I'm the same mate especially when they start to show. I completely go off sex. But I've never minded when it aint my baby inside. Its just knowing that its your kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Rugeley, you must tell us more...I beg. Tell us the full scenario, and the eventual outcome. p.s you are my favourite poster on the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Oh Patty... The scenario I play in my head is that the wife of a friend has come to me because he won't touch her because she's preggo but she's so horny (I hear pregnant women have these bouts of horn; devil fashion!) and she asks me for help. I'm only too happy to oblige. I'm honestly not sure if I could go through with it in real life mind! I wouldn't go near my missus when she was up the duff The idea of me poking my own child whilst doing the act put me off sex for 9 months. Maybe for the next nipper I'll send her your way? Stick her on the Glasgow train mate, I'll meet her at Queen Street and I'll buy her a chippy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Is Rugeley just one big Jeremy Kyle world? most towns and cities are now and I dare say some villages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Uh oh VJ's got the love hearts out and declaring Rugeley his fave! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2014 Oh Patty... The scenario I play in my head is that the wife of a friend has come to me because he won't touch her because she's preggo but she's so horny (I hear pregnant women have these bouts of horn; devil fashion!) and she asks me for help. I'm only too happy to oblige. I'm honestly not sure if I could go through with it in real life mind! I wouldn't go near my missus when she was up the duff The idea of me poking my own child whilst doing the act put me off sex for 9 months. Maybe for the next nipper I'll send her your way? Stick her on the Glasgow train mate, I'll meet her at Queen Street and I'll buy her a chippy! Make sure you double up, I don't wanna catch your aids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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