troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Oh Patty... The scenario I play in my head is that the wife of a friend has come to me because he won't touch her because she's preggo but she's so horny (I hear pregnant women have these bouts of horn; devil fashion!) and she asks me for help. I'm only too happy to oblige. I'm honestly not sure if I could go through with it in real life mind! I wouldn't go near my missus when she was up the duff The idea of me poking my own child whilst doing the act put me off sex for 9 months. Maybe for the next nipper I'll send her your way? Stick her on the Glasgow train mate, I'll meet her at Queen Street and I'll buy her a chippy! Make sure you double up, I don't wanna catch your aids Oh..is that where you draw the line? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Rugeley, you must tell us more...I beg. Tell us the full scenario, and the eventual outcome. p.s you are my favourite poster on the forum. of that night? Aint a lot more to say to be honest. My mate always knew the day after when I'd been with her because he could tell. He was gutted when he found out it wernt his kid but fair play to him he stood by her and the kid because our other mate at the time did not really want to know. Plus he was always in and out of prison. Anyway this relationship took a more darker path as the girl in question is no longer with us and my mate at the time is doing life in prison. Read between the lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Yeah he murdered her. I was referring to one of your friends getting another one of your friends girl pregnant. **** up Jeremy Kyle shit. But now you mention the murder thing we best leave it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Ummm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Yeah this other lad was always in and out the nick so my mate at the time stood by her and the kid. The real father basicly said to my other mate you be the dad ha. I could never do that to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 On a lighter note how's everyone enjoying the weather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Dare I say a hint of spring when I got off the train tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Absolutely lovely aint it. Its amazing how much better you feel when you get that first bit of summer. Everywhere just seems so much better than it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Yeah. Not like me to be a prude but I come here to explore the lighter side of life. All this talk of **** mates pregnant girlfriends and murder is a bit much before bed time. Maybe re-open the confessions thread after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I apologise if that was a bit to heavy. Maybe should not of said that on here. Sorry lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 We've started to turn it around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Well, that escalated quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anyone know the where abouts of stig villan. He aint posted on here for how long. He was constantly on here at one point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers13 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Reading off topic is quite the unique experience. I wouldn't come on here and expect the lighter side of life just because I don't expect anything at all, it's always different 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Anyone know the where abouts of stig villan. He aint posted on here for how long. He was constantly on here at one point He moved to Erdington, and hasn't been heard from since. Probably been stabbed and chucked in Brookvale Park Lake. Dear Policemen, if this turns out to be true, this was a joke, and I was 180 miles away at the time. Honest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Dear lord what have I missed.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2014 StigVillan was like a little kid going to Disneyland he was that excited about moving to Erdington, coming to VP for the first time etc etc As soon as he moved over here then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Yeah he did get a bit excited at times. Strange how he was constantly posting then nothing. I wernt convinced he was villa to be honest, their was times when I thought he was a wind up. But we'll never know now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 So erm.... yeah, good old normal not weird in any way at all - wtf he killed her?!, Jesus, what the actual **** am I reading?!, think I'll become a lurker again - completely boring, mundane & pedestrian off topic. *stares at rugeley, smiles and waves awkwardly, "yeah looking good buddy, see you later", turns and walks, walk turns into a panicked jog, jog into a sprint. Did he see me?...... Gets home, locks door, never goes near Rugeley again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villarule123 Posted March 11, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) Granddad's out of hospital tomorrow, heart attack conquerer.. Tough little bastard! Edited March 11, 2014 by villarule123 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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