Paddywhack Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Is there a medical thread on VT? On Monday, I was running home from the bus stop, because I was late for my driving lesson, when suddenly my ankle really started hurting and I couldn't put any weight on it. I thought I'd have to cancel my driving lesson, but 10 minutes later it was perfectly fine and has been all week. But this morning, running for the bus, it's gone again. 2 hours later it's still hurting when I'm not putting weight on it. Feels like it's on fire and it's constantly aching. Does that sound like a sprain? foot aids have you put your foot up any strange bums lately? or rubbed it on a fat lady's belly? Yeah, both, but I had a condom on my willy at the time so it can't be that can it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Hmmmm, well it's unlikely to be that if you were bagged up. Did you keep the condom? Not that we can analyse it or anything, I just need something to hold a bunch of frogs in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've just done my other ankle in now! My foot aids are spreading. ...should I go to the boring thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've had a yen to learn Russian for a few years now. Doubt I will ever actually get around to it, mind. zdrastvuytye - greetings tavarish - comrade spasiba - thank you dos vidanya - goodbye there's a (phonetically spelt ) start for you Izvineete - excuse me Pajalusta - please/your welcome Covered all my Russian between our two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've just done my other ankle in now! My foot aids are spreading. ...should I go to the boring thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've just done my other ankle in now! My foot aids are spreading. ...should I go to the boring thread? I can't see this, it's blocked at work. I'm going to assume it's a lovely compliment. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2014 Some of you are so stupid, it makes you real life borderline special. I was making a point... My posts merely reflected what I've seen day in, day out, since I came back. I wanted to show you all exactly how it looks and how droll it is. "Droll" means "amusing". Glad you enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've just done my other ankle in now! My foot aids are spreading. ...should I go to the boring thread? I can't see this, it's blocked at work. I'm going to assume it's a lovely compliment. Thank you. Plastic nipple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Cheers. So, there's no perfectly acceptable thread to post a photo of my inflamed, pus filled bellend? Tut. Rouges Gallery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2014 When I had the chance to learn a language as a freebie at the uni I chose German (purely on the basis that the teacher was an attractive blonde). I had been considering Russian - and funnily enough there was a Russian guy on the German course. He informed me that I'd made the right choice - he reckoned Russian grammar was appallingly difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've heard that reading Russian is meant to be easier than you might imagine, I wouldn't mind to be able to read some ot the Russian novels in their original language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Some of you are so stupid, it makes you real life borderline special. I was making a point... My posts merely reflected what I've seen day in, day out, since I came back. I wanted to show you all exactly how it looks and how droll it is. "Droll" means "amusing". Glad you enjoyed it. I also thought that 'Droll' had a similar meaning to bleak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2014 Droll is one of the most commonly misunderstood words. Another one is "limpid", funnily enough. Lots of people think it means "tired and lifeless", but - as I'm sure Our Esteemed Leader knows - it actually means "clear, or transparent". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Literally is literally the most incorrectly used word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessiWillSignForVilla Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Some of you are so stupid, it makes you real life borderline special. I was making a point... My posts merely reflected what I've seen day in, day out, since I came back. I wanted to show you all exactly how it looks and how droll it is. "Droll" means "amusing". Glad you enjoyed it. I also thought that 'Droll' had a similar meaning to bleak. It means uninteresting yet amusing, I think. It's almost a perfect definition for the Boring thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I've heard that reading Russian is meant to be easier than you might imagine, I wouldn't mind to be able to read some ot the Russian novels in their original language. That's my main motivation to learn Russian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessiWillSignForVilla Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Literally is literally the most incorrectly used word. Not anymore, the definition was changed to mean figuratively too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I thought 'droll' was just similar to 'dry' in terms of humour. Literally is literally the most incorrectly used word. Not anymore, the definition was changed to mean figuratively too. But that literally makes no sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) A weird one I read the other day is that it isn't 'if you think that you've got another thing coming' it's 'if you think that you've got another think coming' I can't get used to that, I think meanings can change anyway what some people call 'the living language'. Edited February 20, 2014 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2014 Some of you are so stupid, it makes you real life borderline special. I was making a point... My posts merely reflected what I've seen day in, day out, since I came back. I wanted to show you all exactly how it looks and how droll it is. "Droll" means "amusing". Glad you enjoyed it. I also thought that 'Droll' had a similar meaning to bleak. It means uninteresting yet amusing, I think. It's almost a perfect definition for the Boring thread. No it doesn't. "amusing in a quaint or odd manner; comical" Nothing to do with being uninteresting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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