tonyh29 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 If Amazon drones are flying through the streets, I think it's about time we legalise firearms and stock up in preparation for the inevitable robot revolution. it's OK I've just told Sarah Connor to go Ex-Directory so any future robot won't be able to find her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2013 I heard Riga has a redonkulous proportion of ladypeople. Like 70%. Don't dare tell me otherwise. Hampshire and Franklin Counties, in Massachusetts, have a great many lesbians, it seems... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) They now have a truck Also notice someone snapped a picture of a Nikon factory/office building/advertisement. Edited December 2, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I had a conversation with a stripper on Saturday night, as you do. They earn shitloads of money. Was she dry-humping your danglies at the time or did you meet her away from work I was there with the girl I'm seeing (yeah, bit weird), so I was talking to her at work but with the knowledge that I wasn't interested in a dance in any way shape or form (not that I didn't WANT one of course ) as my gf was standing with us. But yeah, she said she paid £80 a night to the club to dance there and kept everything else she earned. She worked 4 nights a week and said she considers it a bad night if she goes home with anything less than £500. Said she regularly earns 3 or 4 grand a week. It might have been bullshit. but I'm not sure why she'd lie to me in that situation Yes, they can earn a lot of money for the stuff they do in the 'VIP' room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted December 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2013 I had a conversation with a stripper on Saturday night, as you do. They earn shitloads of money. Was she dry-humping your danglies at the time or did you meet her away from work I was there with the girl I'm seeing (yeah, bit weird), so I was talking to her at work but with the knowledge that I wasn't interested in a dance in any way shape or form (not that I didn't WANT one of course ) as my gf was standing with us. But yeah, she said she paid £80 a night to the club to dance there and kept everything else she earned. She worked 4 nights a week and said she considers it a bad night if she goes home with anything less than £500. Said she regularly earns 3 or 4 grand a week. It might have been bullshit. but I'm not sure why she'd lie to me in that situation Yes, they can earn a lot of money for the stuff they do in the 'VIP' room I got chatting to one at Spearmint Rhino a few years back and she said for £150 she would come back to mine and do absolutely anything I wanted. To be fair, she made a good job of re-felting the porch roof and much cheaper than other quotes. 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Never felt the need or particularly wanted to stuff my money into the pants of a woman who has been grinding her sweaty axe wound against a pole for a few hours 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Never felt the need or particularly wanted to stuff my money into the pants of a woman who has been grinding her sweaty axe wound against a pole for a few hours I concur. Can't see the appeal myself. Like going to a restaurant and watching everyone else eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) My 11 yr old nephew had his gaul bladder removed today...but for about 2 hrs after the surgery was supposed to be complete, we didn't get any news from any doctors, staff, etc. High anxiety for a while, but the little guy is doing fine. Stoic kid, plays it real cool RELIEF Edited December 2, 2013 by maqroll 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) I stuffed a fiver into a girls nickers once and I got in trouble for it. Apparently it's not de rigueur to do that...? Edit - sorry I meant to post this in the panhandlers thread. Edited December 2, 2013 by Kingfisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) the sheer gall of those doctors not to tell you... etc but seriously good news! Edited December 2, 2013 by Rodders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 on stripper talk, I've been in one club once and it just felt so odd. Was a stag do, and not my thing, though it was amusing chipping in to get a dance for another friend who's similar to me and was equally uncomfortable, ending up talking about his phd on shakespeare in wales to the stripper. sounded like they had a pleasant conversation tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 poor chap ....wont be getting bladdered ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I used to live with a posh club dancer. She'd clear £400+ a night. I'm pretty sure she didn't do extras. That was about 10 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I used to live with a posh club dancer. She'd clear £400+ a night. I'm pretty sure she didn't do extras. That was about 10 years ago. All these strippers earning cash tax free and yet no outrage about it Just goes to show eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 2, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2013 Never felt the need or particularly wanted to stuff my money into the pants of a woman who has been grinding her sweaty axe wound against a pole for a few hours I concur. Can't see the appeal myself. Like going to a restaurant and watching everyone else eat. Oh I'm exactly the same. I've only ever been on stag dos and Saturday night (it was the missus' work night out and for some reason they thought it was a good idea to go to Legs 11) I'm not into it myself. I'll have a dance if I'm on a stag do but on more than one occasion I haven't bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 3, 2013 PJ from Big Brother starts playing for my 5 aside team next week. The one who got a blowy from Jade Goody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 PJ from Big Brother starts playing for my 5 aside team next week. The one who got a blowy from Jade Goody Still none the wiser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 3, 2013 It didn't happen in the 90s, so don't worry about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 PJ from Big Brother starts playing for my 5 aside team next week. The one who got a blowy from Jade Goody Decent player. I played against him years ago when him and his brother were in a team called Showboat FC (or something). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 3, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 3, 2013 He used to play for Derby County in some capacity, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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