iancharlie Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 james milner built rome in a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emma_villan1 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 James Milner is my future husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaffmaster Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 "James Milner" spelt backwards is still "James Milner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 James Milner is so manly - every cell in his body has a pair of testicles - even his sperm cells - and they can all be seen with the naked eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Yes, its back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_eristic Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Oh lord almighty. I just know that I am going to accidentally call him that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa84 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 James Milner can eat stone.....for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa84 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 James Milner should become an anti virus software for computers. Then my computer would run smooth all day long and would have a better work ethic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner was actually born blind.. but no-one would ever know because, has he always says, "ahh, seeing is for wimps anyway". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompedyret Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Adolf Hitler shot himself to avoid living on and risk meeting James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is and will always be a virgin because once he starts, doctors are unable to predict when he will stop and if stopped if that girl will ever walk again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted November 16, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner picked Fabio Capello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner coached the Kenyan marathon team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa84 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is the England team.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 16, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner can pull a Jumbo Jet with his pubes whilst doing keepy ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is also available in welsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalianDaley Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is injected with rohypnol before each England match so as not too show up his fellow team mates too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner will be remembered by future generations as a Mythological creature because their puny brains will not be able to fully understand his remarkable powers and achievements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner was the captain of the quiz team 'Cupid Stunts' who came to prominence in 1976 when they appeared as guests on a special edition of University Challange hosted by a young Eamon Holmes. Unfortunately the Cupid Stunts came second to Wolverhampton Polytechnic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner was the captain of the quiz team 'Cupid Stunts' who came to prominence in 1976 when they appeared as guests on a special edition of University Challange hosted by a young Eamon Holmes. Unfortunately the Cupid Stunts came second to Wolverhampton Polytechnic. James Milner doesn't know the meaning of the word second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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