YippyYiYa Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 James Milner's real name is Mames Jilner but his northern parents got muddled up when registering the birth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regular_john Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 There are only two types of women on this planet : Virgins and those who have slept with James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YippyYiYa Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 James Milner is know in the carribbean as the 'white brian lara' and once scored 493 runs in a tour match for england using a shovel as a bat and a pair of socks as a box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 James Milner's real name is Mames Jilner but his northern parents got muddled up when registering the birth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 James Milner ran all the way to Moscow today, but no one told him it was a home game! He should be back for training in the morning! that made me chucking fuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRO Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 ....James Milner's party piece is pulling his foreskin over his head and whistling down his willey.... its a well practiced mating call in the dales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 James Milner played Chelsea on his own today. And only got beat 1-0.He might as well of. You joking? His crossing was awful. Cech is 6'6 so Milner decided to cross everything right to him, clever I know you're a miserable bastard - but please don't ruin this thread too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 James Milner eats pigs trotters raw that he has stolen from people from the blackcountry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnytightlips Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Doug Ellis invented James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahagler69 Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 James Milner once hammered a 6" nail into concrete using his bare bellend and has been known to wipe his ass with barbed wire. True warrior! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 James Milner was found in the luggage compartment of the plane to Moscow after originally being left out of the squad by MON so he could rest for the Stoke game. Milner claimed that he hasn't rested for 23 years and doesn't intend on starting now. He then scored the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANVANDAL Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 James Milner is on the Periodic Table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villavipers Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 James Milner CAN believe its not butter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 James Milner criticised MON and no other Villa fan complained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 James Milner has been WWE Champion 38 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANVANDAL Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 James Milner decides when day ends and night begins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilla09 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 James Milners autobiography is War and Peace. He spilt gravy on his personal copy though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabby11 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 james milner is on his period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 James Milner lives in bedrock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsXI Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 James Milner would've beat Moscow on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts