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James Milner - little known facts


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James Milner was the original songwriter of the Proclaimers' smash hit "one hundred miles".

Only in the original version, Milners lyrics read: 'i would run five hundred miles' instead of walk...but the proclaimers changed it because they thought it sounded too far fetched

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James Milner lost his virginity at the age of 12 to Ulfulga "The Maneater" a 25 Stone Mongolian arm wrestling champion, known to be the fiercest woman in either hemisphere, young Milner tamed her with his fists and after drinking Ulfulga's villages annual supply of Vodka in one sitting had his way with the woman, the act was rumored to have lasted 36 hours until the Mongolian finally succumbed to death by over satisfaction.

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Of course Milner is over-rated, I mean he plays for Villa ffs. Everyone's shit at Villa while all the other clubs have brilliant managers and brilliant players, that's clearly why we are 5th.

Welcome to the club AP 8)

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