PompeyVillan Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner invented the word 'second'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner was the original songwriter of the Proclaimers' smash hit "one hundred miles". Only in the original version, Milners lyrics read: 'i would run five hundred miles' instead of walk...but the proclaimers changed it because they thought it sounded too far fetched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompedyret Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner invented the word "invent" to be able to invent the word "second". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaKev Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner knows the question with the answer "42" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner lost his virginity at the age of 12 to Ulfulga "The Maneater" a 25 Stone Mongolian arm wrestling champion, known to be the fiercest woman in either hemisphere, young Milner tamed her with his fists and after drinking Ulfulga's villages annual supply of Vodka in one sitting had his way with the woman, the act was rumored to have lasted 36 hours until the Mongolian finally succumbed to death by over satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner can turn play doh into anything other than an indescriminate blob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sting Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is vastly overated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is vastly overated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is vastly overated! James Milner shagged Sting's mum. (That's not a fact, just a hunch I have). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
over_the_water Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 james milner is the stig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMilnereatsnails Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner does not have to justify anything, he just does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner, never confuses meerkats and markets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevonIsAPlaceOnEarth Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner built the Bullring out of blutack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sting Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 James Milner is vastly overated! James Milner shagged Sting's mum. (That's not a fact, just a hunch I have). Better posture is needed then me thinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Of course Milner is over-rated, I mean he plays for Villa ffs. Everyone's shit at Villa while all the other clubs have brilliant managers and brilliant players, that's clearly why we are 5th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Milner only moved to Newcastle to spend time with his son, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holtend4life Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Milner Drinks Tetleys with a cocktail umbrella in it. Not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sting Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Of course Milner is over-rated, I mean he plays for Villa ffs. Everyone's shit at Villa while all the other clubs have brilliant managers and brilliant players, that's clearly why we are 5th. Welcome to the club AP 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompedyret Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Milner was named man of the match by the peeps at Vital England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sting Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 James Milner is vastly overated! Hi mate that image is too close for comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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