Qwpzxjor1 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner is invisible to the naked eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milners ready to play in 4 positions at once in our preseason games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshare Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milners ready to play in 4 positions at once in our preseason games. the way it is looking right now he wont have much choice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milners ready to play in 4 positions at once in our preseason games. 8) Thank god. I thought our squad was looking a little thin for a moment there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner is the black James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adbo9 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner is W*nk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner is W*nk Gosh, what an amazingly funny, clever, insightful, accurate, helpful and well-explained comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner once fired Bill Gates..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Martin O'Neill has recently hatched a dastardly plan to clone James Milner in an effort to do away with the transfer window all together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner's business cards have 'burn after reading' at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted July 6, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2009 In training,when James Milner does press-ups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelight66 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner has a re-sealable lid and therefore no expiry date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner was actually signed in a transfer window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner was actually signed in a transfer window. Aston Villa didn't sign James Milner, James Milner signed Aston Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKP90 Posted July 6, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner scares grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adbo9 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner is W*nk Gosh, what an amazingly funny, clever, insightful, accurate, helpful and well-explained comment. why thanks !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 6, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner actually wrote the music and lyrics for Michael Jacksons Off the Wall, Bad and Thriller albums. Afterwards Michael thought he was the musical genius and wrote his next few albums himself and never regained the genius bestowed upon him by James Milner. James also taught him how to moonwalk although I think someone already mentioned this on page 15 or so of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner was actually signed in a transfer window.Twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villabromsgrove Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Martin O'Neill has recently hatched a dastardly plan to clone James Milner in an effort to do away with the transfer window all together. He named his first attempt Lee Barry Cattermole and is now working on a Milner/Cattermole hybrid with four legs and two engines. You wouldn't want to play against it for 90 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinlessWonder Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 **** hilarious. About as funny as Chuck Norris facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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