Brumerican Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner CAN believe its not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 20, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2009 There was uproar at the World "Rock Paper Scissors" Championships this year as one competitor, Joe Graveston, insisted on playing the "James Milner". This consisted of twisting his fist into the shape of a proud yorkshire lad's face. The move beat all counter moves and Graveston went on to wint he title without losing a single round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Robinson Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner fought the law and won convincingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner shagged my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner is vastly overated! Hi mate that image is too close for comfort. That makes sense. Well done! BTW Sting, your avvy is excellent. Tbh though, I thought you'd be Ann's biggest fan 8) Reality: That's nothing. Milner has shagged all five of my current girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Whilst playing a saxophone? I doubt it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner's paper round was Wainwright's coast to coast walk. He did both the morning and afternoon papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner is Randy Lerner's favourite player and that is actually a true statement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner is Randy Lerner's favourite player and that is actually a true statement! Are you by chance implying that some of the statements on this thread might possibly not be true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markdell7 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 James Milner can get a 9 darter with his eyes closed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 James Milner can get a 9 darter with his eyes closed!! In just 8 darts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 James Milner can get a 9 darter with his eyes closed!! In just 8 darts Without using a dartboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 James Milner can get a 9 darter with his eyes closed!! In just 8 darts Without using a dartboard Or darts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefonz14 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granville Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner invented the concept of cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalmleyVilla Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner was there at the Big Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner was the Big Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 The Big Bang was held in James Milner's honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 23, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 23, 2009 He designed Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner owns the interwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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