Villarevolution2007 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 James Milner got pregnant with Gabriel Agbonlahor's love child and decided to keep it... it was in the NOTW- no lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid_villain Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 when man city tried to sign kaka for 100 million, it wasnt really him, it was james milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid_villain Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 James Milner owns Man City...honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpecialOne Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 James Milner holds the record for being both the youngest and oldest player to have scored a goal in the Premier League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V111A Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 james milner was the bought for the highest amount in the IPL auction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Along with 87-year-old Hudson Philophong Kielhaul III, James Milner is one of the two living people who know the secret recipe for Coca Cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 James Milner doesn't dance to a rhythm, the rhythm dances to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Upon hearing hearing about Agbonlahor's triple pregnancy escapade James Milner decided to impregnate the entire population of Birmingham (men included) to prove his virility and fertility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 James Milner created the shoe horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Martin O'Neill only signed James Milner after he caught Milner peeling potatoes at alarming speeds Milner has 3 testicles, none of which are his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delaney Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 James Milner Is Legend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 James Milner encourages you all to read the VT swap shop thread in Off Topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YippyYiYa Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 James Milner has agreed to be my best man next March and is busy preparing his speech and my stag weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANVANDAL Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 James Milner watches The Watchmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 James Milner was the subject of the follow up to Frank Miller's novel and film '300'. The film was called '1', which follows the brave campaign of James Milner against 50,000 Persian soldiers. The film was slated by critics however due to it's historical inaccuracy, as at one point in the film James Milner is clearly seen breaking a sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1986 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 James Milner doesnt feel the need to ever go past a player as he doesnt think it would help the team. He also feels the need to put in a ridiculous amount of shit crosses for no reason too, and then to save face will actually bother to beat the first man and find a villa player who will in turn score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Simon Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 James Milner, despite the protestation of being a grafter, is infact a shit purchase at £12,000,000. James Milner, despite being branded by his manager recently as "everything he expected, and more", is shit. James Milner, is shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaGoMarching Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 James Milner Offers Apology To Aston Villa Fans For Thrashing At Liverpool The former England under-21 international has said sorry to the Villans faithful following the 5-0 defeat on Sunday... 23 Mar 2009 14:04:18 Aston Villa midfielder James Milner has apologised to the club's supporters for their 5-0 Premier League defeat away at Liverpool on Sunday afternoon. The 23-year-old former England under-21 international admits that losing by such a great margin is inexcusable for a club who harbour Champions League ambitions. "Have we let the club and ourselves down? Of course. Losing any game is disappointing," Milner is quoted as saying in The Express & Star. "To lose 5-0 is not good enough, especially for a club like Villa and especially because of how well we have done this season - and where we are in the table. "You should not be losing by that scoreline. We were going there feeling well prepared, even though results haven’t gone our way recently, and we were looking to win this game. "Obviously that hasn’t happened and to lose 5-0 is unacceptable. I don’t think there was a 5-0 difference between the two sides but they obviously wanted it more on the day." The former Newcastle United and Leeds United star has vowed to help ensure that Villa's next result is positive, but says the international break has come at the wrong time for them. "We are disappointed there’s an international break now, because it means it’s going to be a long time for us to have this game on our minds." LINK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Well done Don_Simon - nice to see a touch of maturity and wit on a humorous thread...any other threads you want to add your wit too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 James Milner invented the postage stamp. (crap I know but just trying to get this back on topic!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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