Stevo985 Posted November 23, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner dressed in a white shirt and scored 9 goals yesterday, but credited them to the Spurs players as he is too modest to take the plaudits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner is a fair weather player. That's why he demanded strong winds and driving rain against Burnley on Saturday because he wanted the other team to at least have a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner was rocked to sleep when he was younger, with real rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner can watch whole episodes of Loose Women without reaching for the bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner has a Songe Bob Square Pants tattoo on his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ads Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Did you know that in 1972 James Milner was sent to prison by a crown court for a crime he didn't commit. James Milner promptly escaped from a maximum security prison to the Leeds underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a hard working winger. If you have a ball that needs crossing - if no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire: James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner is actually carved out of granite and was granted life by his fairy godmother (nora batty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Did you know that in 1972 James Milner was sent to prison by a crown court for a crime he didn't commit. James Milner promptly escaped from a maximum security prison to the Leeds underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a hard working winger. If you have a ball that needs crossing - if no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire: James Milner. One of my favourite 'Jimmy's' to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Without James Milner, Adidas wouldn't have the slogan "Nothing is impossible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaztonVilla Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 James Milner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 The reason Han Solo didn't reply with "I love you too" to Leia at the end of Empire Strikes Back is because he was really in love with James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 James Milner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Winner :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 When James Milner trains, he works up a bit of a sweat. Luckily for the inhabitants of Cockermouth and Workington, he's decided not to go for a run in Cumbria any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onmeedson Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 James milner wears Reo coker underpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 The reason Han Solo didn't reply with "I love you too" to Leia at the end of Empire Strikes Back is because he was really in love with James Milner. I like this one. And also all of Trajan's contributions- The Steve Brookstein one had me --> ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 James Milner first met Noel Edmonds in 1953, when both men attended an audition for the part of Professor Marcus in 'The Ladykillers'. Although neither man secured the role (eventually going to Alec Guinness) Noel gave his friend James his first big break in the 1990s by employing him to man the suit of Mr Blobby, Noel's onscreen sidekick in the show 'Noel's House Party'. To this day James and Noel are close friends, and James still takes time out of his busy schedule to appear as the Noel's fidus Achates 'The Banker' in the hit gameshow Deal or No Deal. James named his 5 year old Bernese Mountain dog 'Noel' in honour of Mr Edmonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Despite a popular misconception, it was actually James Milner who invented the bicycle kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 24, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 24, 2009 The phrase "raining cats and dogs" was invented by James Milner. He was passing the old Datsun cars factory one day and farted, causing the factory to explode horribly. As he was standing with the wreckage ofthe factory and its contents falling around him, he commented "Ay up, it's raining Datsun Cogs". Unfortunately, during the translation from Yorkshire to English, the phrase was slightly misunderstood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 The phrase "raining cats and dogs" was invented by James Milner. He was passing the old Datsun cars factory one day and farted, causing the factory to explode horribly. As he was standing with the wreckage ofthe factory and its contents falling around him, he commented "Ay up, it's raining Datsun Cogs". Unfortunately, during the translation from Yorkshire to English, the phrase was slightly misunderstood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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