sidcow Posted November 18, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2009 James Milner thinks that scoring penalties direct from the spot is boring. He prefers to aim for the spot where the keeper will push the ball out at an angle just too awkward for Steve Sidwell to do anything more than hit it back against the exact angle of the post to ricochet the ball back to James Milners waiting boot. He thinks playing snooker or pool is for girls too. This is how proper angles work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterWithe's_shin Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 James Milner knows who put the Bop in the Bop shoo Bop shoo Bop ........ But isn' telling James Milner calculated an answer to PI on his toes When they turn on the Large Hadon Collider, and find the "God Particle" it'll be the silhouette of James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 James Milner taught haye to fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 He's actually nocturnal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompedyret Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 James Milner went back in time to create James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoscoBalaban Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner taught LLoyd Grossman how to say "who lives in a house like this". James Milner was wanted on This Is Your Life but this was declined as they realised that all the trees in the world would be needed for the pages of the red book. James Milner doesn't want to be a Millionaire. James Milner can fly without wings. James Milner invented sex changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James milner is available from most good video stores... And some rubbish ones aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 in future James Milner will open parliament All MP's will have to get their expenses signed off by James Milner, with the Money saved he will pay off the national debt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner is a part time linesman and if he was refereeing last night he would have spotted Henry's handball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holte_EndL4 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner has a massive cock which he nicknames 'my third leg' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner pours warm gravy down his bare chest and invites small mammals to lick it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regular_john Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner doesn't want to be a Millionaire. James Milner can fly without wings. Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 When they turn on the Large Hadon Collider, and find the "God Particle" it'll be the silhouette of James Milner. This one made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner was the subject of the follow up to Frank Miller's novel and film '300'. The film was called '1', which follows the brave campaign of James Milner against 50,000 Persian soldiers. The film was slated by critics however due to it's historical inaccuracy, as at one point in the film James Milner is clearly seen breaking a sweat. Might be the funniest one yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner employs X Factor winner Steve Brookstein as a butler and odd job man but has banned him from wearing a bowler hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefonz14 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner can kill 2 stones with 1 bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 James Milner has a pet Kestrel "kes" which he cherishes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villano1fan Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 There is a disclaimer in the back page of the Guiness Book of World Records which states that all World Records are in fact held by James Milner and that those listed are simply the closest that anyone else has got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 There is a disclaimer in the back page of the Guiness Book of World Records which states that all World Records are in fact held by James Milner and that those listed are simply the closest that anyone else has got. I like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 James Milner has a 100% win rate at heads and tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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