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On 16/04/2022 at 09:57, leemond2008 said:

I got bit by a penguin at Drayton Manor 

You shouldn't have volleyed him in the jaw (beak). 

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4 hours ago, Genie said:

How about a Landrover Experience?

Stick £90 in the tank and drive around flat out at 42mph for about an hour and then put another £90 in.

Wait until it gets dark and stand at the front with your mates and discuss whether the side lights are on, or its just a reflection.

 

 

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Have you thought about asking for lessons in something you've tried before and liked but weren't very good at?

A language? Tennis? Being a functioning member of society? Golf?

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7 hours ago, Genie said:

You haven’t driven a modern LR have you? 😉 

He's neither a footballers wife or a drug dealer ;) 

 

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