Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 It's going to be like the F*****ing Matrix for these small heath words removed next season. All of them, sitting in the dark, in their nan's moldy spare room in Druids Heath watching the BBC videprinter slowly print the latest scores over a complete weekend hoping upon hope the Villa lose. They don't even see the small heath score anymore the words removed as their nan shouts up "OI ya silly word removed the electric going to run o" rocket polishers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Their new home shirt looks like something Blythe Pigeons under 12s sponsored by Boyles Garage Repairs would wear every Sunday. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaJ100 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Brilliant! The Midlands comedy club never fails. It's almost as if Jota is a way better player than Gardner and Monk is annoyed! Who knew! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 6 hours ago, avfcDJ said: Boyles Garage Repairs "Fagin's Training Centre" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brumerican Posted June 14, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 14, 2019 Things are going poorly for them I feel. Their shady owners are on Monk's case for not playing nice football but they sold one of their most technically gifted players to their sworn enemies for chump change and and a McPoyle brother. Something isn't right at the sty and it's going to get a lot worse for them before it completely unravels. It also looks like they'll have to watch their beloved ex player Butland play for us whilst their owners squirrel away their slice of his transfer fee. If any nose tells you that they're happy about Butland joining us (potentially ?) because we give them money they are lying . They will be gutted. After the coffin parade and the Judas Featherfist incident I can't help but feel a mild sense of amusement. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLillis Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 8 hours ago, VillaJ100 said: Brilliant! The Midlands comedy club never fails. It's almost as if Jota is a way better player than Gardner and Monk is annoyed! Who knew! Bluenoses will tell you that the move was carefully thought out by the great footballing minds at the club. ”Jota isn’t all that good” ”he didn’t do much for us” “You will find out” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 20 hours ago, avfcDJ said: Their new home shirt looks like something Blythe Pigeons under 12s sponsored by Boyles Garage Repairs would wear every Sunday. You see the funny bit about this is that the "Boyles" part, I thought you made this up entirely for comedy purposes. I thought "Well done there DJ, nice one" I have just found out the "Boyle"bit is real.. . I have just see their new kit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 On 13/06/2019 at 12:43, BleedClaretAndBlue said: Best part is even if he stays, GG knows he's not wanted. Something he now has in common with both his boyhood clubs I know we have upvoting on this forum, but I just want to highlight how excellent this post is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 On 14/06/2019 at 21:02, Brumerican said: Butland joining us (potentially ?) If we sign him they (the small heath) will be getting a "Windfall" from the transfer. They will use this to build a new stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaJ100 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: If we sign him they (the small heath) will be getting a "Windfall" from the transfer. They will use this to build a new stadium. I saw this place is on offer. Massive upgrade tbf complete with pre installed blue decor https://images.app.goo.gl/HLxst1pC7JbTDryZ8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, VillaJ100 said: I saw this place is on offer. Massive upgrade tbf complete with pre installed blue decor https://images.app.goo.gl/HLxst1pC7JbTDryZ8 You have put it on the Internet now, the small heath will all see the picture and all think one of two things "small heath blue cape of ultimate power", "I was wondering where my old man lived these days" words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 20% they get right? We should say to stoke look we give you a lower transfer fee but pay you rest back hand so the blosers get less and stoke get more. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 18, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Demitri_C said: 20% they get right? We should say to stoke look we give you a lower transfer fee but pay you rest back hand so the blosers get less and stoke get more. We'll buy Jack Butland for £500k, and Adam Federici for £20 million 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: We'll buy Jack Butland for £500k, and Adam Federici for £20 million 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: We'll buy Jack Butland for £500k, and Adam Federici for £20 million Then loan them back Federici for 4 years and they cover his wages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post holteend1982 Posted June 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2019 Haha, gonna be a long season for them now. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomav84 Posted June 18, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted June 18, 2019 mega lolz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brumerican Posted June 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2019 20 KFC hot wings for £5.99 and now this. What a day. 4 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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