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1 hour ago, mikeyjavfc said:

Theyโ€™re playing 4D chess over in small Heath. Next move is to get relegated to League 1 so they can start a Netflix TV show about their rise through the leagues.ย 

Could vary it, "Plummet through the divisions"

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How much has Rooney cost them Iโ€™d be interested to know, 3.5 year deal theyโ€™ll have had to pay up, plus the back room and coaching staff he will have brought in (assuming he did bring some in), youโ€™d think given their financial woes itโ€™s going to hamstring them somewhat further.

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12 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

How much has Rooney cost them Iโ€™d be interested to know, 3.5 year deal theyโ€™ll have had to pay up, plus the back room and coaching staff he will have brought in (assuming he did bring some in), youโ€™d think given their financial woes itโ€™s going to hamstring them somewhat further.

Let's hope so...

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3 hours ago, It's Your Round said:

Thereโ€™s too much fentanyl in the small heath smack supplyโ€ฆย 

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Haha they think they're about to do what we did with Emery. Bless them.

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The replacement will show the proof of ambition these clown owners claim to have.

Someone like Cooper isn't going to take that job unless he's got absolute guarantees that they're not there to mess about. Schumacher might have been a decent bet but he's gone to Stoke now. They seem to be expecting a Big Name, so whoever it is will probably be on a hiding to nothing.

I'm going to go for some left-field foreign lad that none of them have heard of.

Or Lampard. Please be Lampard.

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1 hour ago, VillaJ100 said:

He'll go in with all his Americanisms about how Coach Marsch will hoo rah the unit by teaching much better headballs and kicklines which will mean movement up the soccerleague god dammit and that nugget Brady will be bowled over and think hes signed the next Pep

He'll work them hard on their Apex Restarts.ย 

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Youโ€™d have to be down on your luck or punching well above your weight to consider this job. Since Rowett left in 2016 no manager has lasted more than 18 months at the club, several have managed much less than this including Rooneyโ€™s 3 month effort. Guaranteed career killer for any manager on the up or with credit in the bank like Cooper, Potter etc.

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1 minute ago, villan95 said:

I thought Cooper was being linked with the Palace job, why would he take these lot on?ย 

I thought <insert name here> was linked with a part time Mcdonalds night shift job, why would he take this lot on?ย 

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21 minutes ago, villan95 said:

Cooper is being linked with the Palace job, why would he take these lot on?ย 

We covered this earlier, itโ€™s cos Palace have only got 20 fans and Blooze are:

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