markavfc40 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 It's shocking that, now she's dead, people are calling Margaret Thatcher a cu*t. That would imply she had warmth and depth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted April 8, 2013 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2013 She's only in hell a few hours and she's already shut 3 furnaces. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markavfc40 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 I enjoy a good swim. But if someone asked me what my favourite stroke was, I'd have to say Maggie Thatcher's.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted April 8, 2013 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2013 Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated.Unfortunately, we've no coal left. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Meath_Villan Posted April 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2013 First Jimmy Savile now Margaret Thatcher, its been a good 12 months for the minors........ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 I've just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave... It's beautiful, but I think they should have made the dance floor bigger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 8, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 8, 2013 It's the first gravestone to have a flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markavfc40 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Remember when someone is having a stroke always think F.A.S.T.....Face, Do they look like Thatcher..?? Arm..Waving like a politician..?? Society pest that **** the working class..?? Time..Take as long as you want to call a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 my heart goes out to tony stark... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 David Cameron has just sent his offical letter to the Thatcher residence. It starts "I regret to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 my heart goes out to tony stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988"There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013 Pedant but it was 1987 .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.I.C.O. Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher's state funeral. It'll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markavfc40 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Just 17 months after the release of 'The Iron Lady', Margaret Thatcher died. With only a year until 'Life of Pi' reaches its 17th month, Eric Pickles is shitting himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 North Korea declaring war is a bit like Liverpool fans declaring next year is their year.The only people who take it seriously are themselves 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and the Queen? Hopefully a few days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markavfc40 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and the Queen? Hopefully a few days. F*ck me and I thought one or two of mine were a bit close to the bone. Edited April 9, 2013 by markavfc40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted "**** brilliant'. Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order. Especially as I was the first paramedic on the scene! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post markavfc40 Posted April 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted April 9, 2013 (edited) Trying to explain to a Tory lover that Thatcher was an evil cnut is like a scientist trying to tell a Catholic that God doesn't exist Edited April 9, 2013 by markavfc40 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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