claretman Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 A police officer stopped me last night whilst I was driving home from the pub."Do you know why I was following you?", he asked."Because my tweets are funny?", I replied absolutely hammered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2013 Trying to explain to a Tory lover that Thatcher was an evil cnut is like a scientist trying to tell a Catholic that God doesn't exist Great, but it's not a joke, it's simply a true statement. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markavfc40 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Trying to explain to a Tory lover that Thatcher was an evil cnut is like a scientist trying to tell a Catholic that God doesn't exist Great, but it's not a joke, it's simply a true statement. I agree but some are that touchy in the Thatcher thread I daren't put it in there for fear of them throwing their toys out of the pram and having a tantrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 I don't know about jokes but there's a lot of confusion on twitter about the hashtag #Nowthatchersdead. Cher isn't dead though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Trying to explain to a Tory lover that Thatcher was an evil cnut is like a scientist trying to tell a Catholic that God doesn't exist Great, but it's not a joke, it's simply a true statement. I agree but some are that touchy in the Thatcher thread I daren't put it in there for fear of them throwing their toys out of the pram and having a tantrum. I can't speak for all but tbh that one would have been OK in that thread imo " the I wish her children were dead as well " that some posted were what my objections were about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skruff Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 A baby seal walks into a club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markavfc40 Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 (edited) Trying to explain to a Tory lover that Thatcher was an evil cnut is like a scientist trying to tell a Catholic that God doesn't exist Great, but it's not a joke, it's simply a true statement. I agree but some are that touchy in the Thatcher thread I daren't put it in there for fear of them throwing their toys out of the pram and having a tantrum. I can't speak for all but tbh that one would have been OK in that thread imo Fair play to you Tony. I am however not sure our all of a sudden overly sensitive resident Tory Councillor would feel the same. Edited April 10, 2013 by markavfc40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 11, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 11, 2013 List of 'terrible' reddit jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988 "There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 (edited) So we’ve had an Argentinian Pope for 3 weeks, and Margaret Thatcher dies. Coincidence? Edited April 11, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Margaret Thatcher meets Jimmy Saville at the gates of hell and Saville says "What are you doing ere Maggie "?"Shafting miners " says Thatcher, "What a coincidence!" says Saville ........! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2013 Looks like 3 Welsh teams in the division next year then.... Swansea, Cardiff and Gareth Bale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 17, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2013 Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Looks like 3 Welsh teams in the division next year then....Swansea, Cardiff and....oh nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2013 Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 17, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2013 That's us told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Descartes goes down to his local, orders a drink and downs it. The barkeep asks him if he wants another. "I think not," he says, before disappearing in a puff of logic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Actually you're all wrong. Bale is the name of a football player, not a football team. There will actually only be 2 Welsh teams in the Premier League Next Season. No, the joke has past you by, it is an implication that Tottenham Hotspur, the football team Gareth Bale (The said 'Bale' in the one-liner) plays for are what is known as a 'one man team' due to their results taking a negative direction since Bale has picked up an injury. Gareth Bale is Welsh, so the idea there will be three Welsh teams in the Premier League is a rib on this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2013 Ahem. You cant hide away in the 'General' thread and claim the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 17, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 17, 2013 I saw it as more a statement of fact than a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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