mrchnry Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 elizabeth fritzl just tweeted that the chilean miners are lightweights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Yeah, there hasn't been this much fuss about minors escaping an underground pit since the Fritzls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 14, 2010 Moderator Share Posted October 14, 2010 I'm surprised there hasn't been a Maddie joke about the mine yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I'm surprised there hasn't been a Maddie joke about the mine yet. They weren't down there anywhere near long enough to challenge her hide and seek champion title. I'll get me coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Well okay BOF..... What's the difference between Madeleine McCann jokes and Madeleine McCann? The jokes will get old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Can't believe my missus...i've just been to have a piss in the kitchen sink and the dishes are still in there fronm last nights tea!! The dirty bitch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 To be honest we've all pissed in a sink.... Well my mate went a step further and shat in a urinal when he was pissed. Niiiiiiice, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NulliSecundus Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Haha there were some Villa fans pissing in the sink at Spurs away last week. The steward there was hilarious in a pwopa cockney accent "Don't piss in the sink guys, that's just woooong!" The two that got collared just sheepishly looked at him saying sorry and attemted to do one when he said "Clean it" Were told to use hot water and soap, they did, but 3/10 effort for cleaning it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Gary Glitter is in Chile now. The only place where you can slide a minor up and down your shaft and get applauded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 FB'd that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orkneyvilla Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I was in the butchers the other day and bet him he couldn't reach me down two slabs of meat from the top most shelf. He replied - sorry son, the Stakes are too high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I was in the butchers the other day and bet him he couldn't reach me down two slabs of meat from the top most shelf. He replied - sorry son, the Stakes are too high. I'd have spelled it steaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Check out post #1 on this thread ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted October 15, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted October 15, 2010 Check out post #1 on this thread ^^^ I did then... and almost lost the day rereading the entire thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Two pieces of black tarmac are sitting in a bar. All of a sudden a piece of red tarmac busrsts in, comes over to the two black pieces of tarmac, beats one up and then storms out. The other piece turns to the barman and says "what was up with him?" The barman replies "Him? Oh he's a cyclepath" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Desperate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 15, 2010 Moderator Share Posted October 15, 2010 Oh dear jesus, I LOVE it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobler Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 15, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted October 15, 2010 Two pieces of black tarmac are sitting in a bar. All of a sudden a piece of red tarmac busrsts in, comes over to the two black pieces of tarmac, beats one up and then storms out. The other piece turns to the barman and says "what was up with him?" The barman replies "Him? Oh he's a cyclepath" Along similar lines (although as old as the hills): A Tune and a Halls are sitting in a bar, having a loud argument about who is the hardest cold-relief boiled sweet. “No,” says the Halls “I think you will find I am the ‘ardest boiled sweet you know. I am well ‘ard. I have been known to crack people’s teeth and Everythink” “Yeah,” says the Tune “Well, I am hard because…” And then looking around, he realises a green Locket has walked into the pub, and he disappears under the table. The Halls looks around, realises who it is and also ducks under the table. The locket has a pint, drinks it, and leaves. The two other guys eventually emerge from hiding. “Hey!” he says “I thought you guys were the hardest boiled sweets known to man!…” “Well, we may be hard” Says the Tune, “But that guy? He’s **** Menthol” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 15, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted October 15, 2010 So the 7 dwarfs visit a convent - after much persuasion from the others dopey goes up to the mother superior - “do you have any midget nuns here” he asks “i’m afraid i dont know what you mean child” she replies “you know, midgets, small nuns” “no” she replies so dopey goes back to others looking a bit glum “well?” they ask “nope” he replies “ha!” they all laugh - “dopey shagged a penguin!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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