BOF Posted September 6, 2010 Moderator Share Posted September 6, 2010 obviously someone else been on sickipedia This entire thread is mostly a lazy reproduction of sickipedia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 obviously someone else been on sickipedia This entire thread is mostly a lazy reproduction of sickipedia. To be fair so is more or less every txt joke I get and a fair chunk of stuff on tv, mock the week used to pinch half the show from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 My wifes star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really She was attacked by a giant crab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2010 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2010 Manchester United had an 80's retro party for their players the other day. Berbatov turned up in an old Austin Ambassador, Vidic arrived in a Rover SD1, van der Sar turned up in a Vauxhall Cavalier and Rooney came in an escort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker1234 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Manchester United had an 80's retro party for their players the other day. Berbatov turned up in an old Austin Ambassador, Vidic arrived in a Rover SD1, van der Sar turned up in a Vauxhall Cavalier and Rooney came in an escort. Utter class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted September 8, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted September 8, 2010 Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published. It's about **** thyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 This tickled me on Sickipedia...I'm guessing it's a Tim Vine one: Return flights. They take me back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I'm going on a date. I have this weird habit of pissing on fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 i watched Wayne Rooney during the world cup and shouted at the tv " Rooney you useless ****, you couldn't score in a brothel "....how stupid do i feel now eh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Wayne Rooney....Ashley Cole....John Terry....Vernon Kay .....Mark Owen What do they all have in common ? They all have wives who obviously need to make much more of a **** effort !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 the flood disaster appeal fund for pakistan have released a record to try and raise some much needed money, its called "raindrops keep fallin on ahmed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted September 9, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2010 Wayne Rooney and David Dickinson are joining forces to bring a new programme to the BBC. It involves 2 teams, each with 200 quid, the aim is they have to find the cheapest prostitute. Bargain C. unt starts on the 15th September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Wayne Rooney and David Dickinson are joining forces to bring a new programme to the BBC. It involves 2 teams, each with 200 quid, the aim is they have to find the cheapest prostitute. Bargain C. unt starts on the 15th September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 A bloke goes up to a fat chick in a pub. He asks if she's got a pen. She answers him "Yes! As a matter of fact I do". He comes back with "Does the farmer know you've got out?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 A man is at work one day when he notices that his middle aged co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my **** wife found it in my car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Stephen Hawkin has just returned from his first date in years covered in bruises with a broken wrist...........apparently she stood him up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Coming to soon to chemists in a ghetto near you; Jay-Z's Thrush Relief Cream, 99 problems but an itch ain't one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andykeenan Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Apparently, Alex Ferguson had an 80's themed party for his players. Giggs arrived in a Cavalier, Scholes in a Sierra and Rooney chose to come in an Escort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Apparently, Alex Ferguson had an 80's themed party for his players. Giggs arrived in a Cavalier, Scholes in a Sierra and Rooney chose to come in an Escort. Oh the shame of a 'bindunne' on the very same page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Apparently, Alex Ferguson had an 80's themed party for his players. Giggs arrived in a Cavalier, Scholes in a Sierra and Rooney chose to come in an Escort. Oh the shame of a 'bindunne' on the very same page That is quite a special fail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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