rjw63 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Sports news just in... Somerset have beaten Pakistan by 5 wickets at Taunton next Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Helped my missus with the washing earlier, Well when I say helped I kept the same clothes on an extra day and got an extra week out of my wank sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 A man goes to see his doctor and says, 'my farts don't smell'. The doc replies 'do one then, let's check it' So, the man does a huge fart, and the doc sits there, taking a few deep sniffs. Doc then says 'okay, thanks for that', stands up and walks over to pick up a really long wooden pole stood in the corner of his office. The man says 'shit, what the **** are you gonna do with that?' The doctor says 'I'm just going to open some of these additional top windows, then we'll try and find out what's wrong with your nose, you dirty bastard'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Helped my missus with the washing earlier, Well when I say helped I kept the same clothes on an extra day and got an extra week out of my wank sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers, and was totally excited when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for father's day. Got my wife an iRon for her birthday. It was around then the fight started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Not many people know I actually own a small zoo. I also own a pirate ship. Not at the same time though. I don't have that much lego. Gotta love Milton Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Craig David has reportedly joined the British Olympic Archery Squad. He will be their Bow Selector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Ah shit sorry - what about this then - 'i told my date i had a cock like a computer. She asked if it was cos it had loads of ram and a big hard drive.... she was more surprised when she found out it was microsoft with a virus' I once told a GF I had a cock like a drainpipe. "Wow" she replied "Is it that big". "No" I replied "It's that **** dirty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Having been beaten 6-0 at an average recently promoted side, dumped out of Europe and lost their best player, Villa's McDonald ranks only behind Ian Huntley in terms of poor caretaker appointments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyav Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 BOF edit : Bindunne 6 years ago in this very thread and edited due to the poor timing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I feel sorry for the McCanns.....Maddie being The Stig was their last hope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I said to the wife last night in bed, "give us a Chilien miner, would you darling". She said "whats that?", I replied "Go down to the bottom of my shaft, and stay there till Christmas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 It's a shame my wife isn't trapped down that mine with those Chilean miners. They'd have ****' dug themselves out by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyav Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 BOF edit : Bindunne 6 years ago in this very thread and edited due to the poor timing. didnt know been done before plus i have got family in christchurch NZ and they said bout time some of the shacks needed pulling down by them i did lol a bit at that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker? A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. Mom he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 i feel sorry for the mccanns maddie being the stig was their last hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 5, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2010 Defender in a wheelie bin. 6 posts above yours in fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 oh no, same **** page!! obviously someone else been on sickipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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