mjmooney Posted February 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2012 Good news for Rangers. Harry Redknapp's dog has agreed to bail them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 "You lose some, you draw some. That's just life as an Aston Villa supporter." Currently the third best joke today on sickipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Got kicked out of the local swimming pool yesterday. Apparently, tapping the NO BOMBING sign as a Muslim family walks past is deemed inappropriate these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Are bald men just Gingers on a witness protection scheme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Apparently a pound coin was thrown at the Rangers game the other day. The police are trying to work out whether it was a missile or a takeover bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 "With Suarez heading to a sold-out Wembley today, we're set for the biggest live audience for a racist since the Nuremberg rallies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndunse Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Please no more PC David Rathband gags.......they are not raoulmoatly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Apparently a pound coin was thrown at the Rangers game the other day. The police are trying to work out whether it was a missile or a takeover bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 2, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 2, 2012 from sickipedia. I'm truly sorry I was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend, when I let out this huge fart. "Mehh!" she recoiled "That **** stinks! What the hell have you been eating?", "Cranberries" I said, "Well waft it away!" she yelled as she began flapping her hands around, "No!" I said sternly as I grabbed her by the wrist, "You have to let it linger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2012 Had to Google. Only Cranberries song I've heard of is Zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Had to Google. Only Cranberries song I've heard of is Zombie. Moooonlanding?What? Surely if no one has heard of the band or the song..they've heard the line somewhere. Whenever I hear the word linger...I somehow end up saying that one line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2012 So Julie Andrews is lunching alone in a Beverley Hills cafe. She orders a starter of cauliflower cheese followed by eggs Benedict and a glass of mineral water. Upon presenting her with the bill, the waiter can't help notice that the starter plate was licked clean but the second course was barely touched. "Was everything all right with your meal, Miss Andrews?" "Super cauliflower cheese; eggs Benedict atrocious". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 mooney...mate....get out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 So Julie Andrews is lunching alone in a Beverley Hills cafe. She orders a starter of cauliflower cheese followed by eggs Benedict and a glass of mineral water. Upon presenting her with the bill, the waiter can't help notice that the starter plate was licked clean but the second course was barely touched. "Was everything all right with your meal, Miss Andrews?" "Super cauliflower cheese; eggs Benedict atrocious". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Don't get it, is this one of those jokes only British people get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 2, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 2, 2012 Don't get it, is this one of those jokes only British people get beaten up for Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov? Sounds familiar but no :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov? Sounds familiar but no :oops: That shock you're feeling now as you read the above, Wiggs? That's how shocked we were during "Orwellgate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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