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Chelsea fans are planning a protest against plans to knock down Stamford Bridge and build a bigger stadium for the club

One outraged fan was quoted as saying "this is a disgrace.....you can't just bulldoze 7 years of history !!!"

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ok then ...

I was driving up this road, and a woman was driving down.

I wound my window down and shouted "Big Fat **** Cow!"

She replied with "**** rocket polisher!"

As she went round the corner she crashed into a Big fat **** cow.

This proves that woman don't listen and can't drive...

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So this bloke bumps into an old acquaintance. They exchange pleasantries, and the bloke says "excuse me for saying this, but you don't look so good". Acquaintance says "Mmm, I dunno, probably because I've just given up smoking and w anking." Bloke says "Yeah, I s'pose that wouldn't help, but you REALLY look pretty rough". Acquaintance says "Well, it's probably becuase I was a twenty-a-day man, and I used to smoke like a chimney."

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