sidcow Posted February 22 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22 15 hours ago, colhint said: Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 22 Moderator Share Posted February 22 7 hours ago, colhint said: I'm thinking of changing my energy suppliers. From red bull to lucozade. Picking my son up from school, chatting to the bloke next to me. He said what year is he in. I said 2024 you wierdo I read that all as one joke at first. I was confused. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 8 minutes ago, BOF said: I read that all as one joke at first. I was confused. Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 My grandad was a baker. During the war he used to go in all buns glazing 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 On 21/02/2024 at 17:57, mjmooney said: I bought an old Elvis record from the market “Wooden Leg” I said to the store owner, “ I thought he sang Wooden Heart?” . . . . . . . . . . He said...“This is a pirate version” Radio 2 this morning ?, made me chuckle too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful but it's awful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 29 VT Supporter Share Posted February 29 My new favourite TV show is The Hairy Biker. Too soon? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 29 Moderator Share Posted February 29 2 hours ago, sidcow said: My new favourite TV show is The Hairy Biker. Too soon? Well that's one way to find out I guess and I've already stolen and altered your joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 29 VT Supporter Share Posted February 29 2 hours ago, sidcow said: My new favourite TV show is The Hairy Biker. Too soon? The One Fat Lady. (Actually it would be No Fat Ladies now). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 29 VT Supporter Share Posted February 29 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: The One Fat Lady. (Actually it would be No Fat Ladies now). and Kim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted February 29 VT Supporter Share Posted February 29 On 24/02/2024 at 06:06, colhint said: I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful but it's awful. Kind of a reworking of the old Stephen Wright joke: What's another word for thesaurus? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 I only just found out that Albert Einstein actually existed. I always thought he was a theoretical physicist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted March 6 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6 On 10/12/2023 at 20:35, Rds1983 said: I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person. All this time, I thought he was a theoretical physicist. 5 hours ago, saturdaygig said: I only just found out that Albert Einstein actually existed. I always thought he was a theoretical physicist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted March 7 VT Supporter Share Posted March 7 What do you call a one legged Hippo? Spoiler A Hoppo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 I have spent the last 10 years trying to find my wife's killer. But I still can't find anyone to do it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 (edited) Couple of blokes were leaving a party and had to step over a drunk guy lying on the hall floor. They managed to get him up and standing but he just fell over again. They decided that they couldn’t just leave him there and would get him a taxi, they looked in his wallet for his address and ordered a taxi. While they waited outside, they leaned him against a hedge, but when the taxi had arrived, he had fallen through into the garden. They decided to do the honourable thing and take him home and to his door. They basically had to drag him up the drive to his front door and knocked. His wife came out and they explained that her husband had a few too many drinks and was in a bit of a state. His wife thanked them for getting him home. She said she didn’t mind him having a few beers occasionally, but what had they done with his wheelchair Edited March 9 by Robtaylor200 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 I had a pet rat called Elvis, he just died. Got caught in a trap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Mrs T said. You yawned 5 times, while I was talking am I boring you. I said no love , I tried 5 times to get a word in and them gave up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 9 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9 7 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: Mrs T said. You yawned 5 times, while I was talking am I boring you. I said no love , I tried 5 times to get a word in and them gave up Why do people associate yawning with boredom rather than tiredness? I slept really badly last night and I'm yawning loads today. No one is boring me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeVillan Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 3 hours ago, sidcow said: Why do people associate yawning with boredom rather than tiredness? I slept really badly last night and I'm yawning loads today. No one is boring me. I don't get it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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