tonyh29 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 As we seem to be doing old jokes BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Old jokes ?? well ive never heard that ashley young joke before and i thought it was hilarious so that's why i posted it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Old jokes ?? well ive never heard that ashley young joke before and i thought it was hilarious so that's why i posted it here. It was aimed more at the previous pages rather then yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted September 24, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2013 So the Kenyan terrorists were walking around shooting anyone who couldn't name Mohammeds mother?That's the problem with shopping malls these days, it's all about the profit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zatman Posted September 26, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2013 Went out and bought FIFA today. It's great being the Emir of Qatar. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted September 26, 2013 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2013 Bloke goes for a job interview. The interviewer asks "and what would you say is your biggest weakness?". "Honesty" replies the candidate. Somewhat surprised the interviewer says "well, I don't think that honesty could really be classed as a weakness", to which the candidate responded "I don't give a flying f*** what you think". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Now the sale of the 'Mental Patient' halloween costume has been banned it will make identifying real mental patients out on halloween so much easier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) Children today are so mollycoddled. When I was a lad I accepted the pages in my dads porn collection being stuck together as one of those things but if I leave the slightest hint of mess on the screen my daughter goes mental. Edited September 27, 2013 by Nigel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) Repost Edited September 27, 2013 by Nigel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) After being ignored for the best part of 20 minutes you'd be surprised how quickly the sales people at B&Q try and assist you when you try and start a chainsaw. Edited September 27, 2013 by Nigel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 My girlfriend bloody loves shopping. It's been days since I've seen her though. Crazy Kenyan bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted September 27, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2013 A blonde woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina". The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the sticker's off the bananas". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2013 When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible." But when I do it, I'm, "an alcoholic." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 BBC: Burial space could run out in 20 years Hope this doesn't lead to panic dying... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2013 Women have absolutely no idea how to chat up us guys. As if "**** off you loser" was going to get me into bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 1, 2013 Just been to the hospital to see a sick friend. Found him masturbating in the mortuary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) What's the difference between Marmalade and Jam. I can`t "marmalade" my c*ck up your arse Edited October 2, 2013 by Meath_Villan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 What's the difference between Marmalade and Jam. I can`t "marmalade" my c*ck up your arse You can't jam your c*ck up my arse either. I wouldn't let you. Either way that joke is as old as sodomy itself, or possibly marmalade. Whichever came first.. Yes came first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Rumours suggest Amir Khan will fight Floyd Mayweather next summer. Sky Sports & the Comedy Channel look set to fight it out for the TV rights. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted October 3, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2013 It cant be that old, Rob only invented sodomy a few years back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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