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Who would you like to see take over at Sty Andrews  

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  1. 1. Who would you like to see take over at Sty Andrews

    • Howard ‘Wilko’ Wilkinson
      11
    • Paul Jewel
      2
    • Erik Black
      3
    • Martin Jol
      2
    • Anne Summers
      46
    • Mr Meagee
      12
    • Gerry Francis
      5
    • Trevor Francis
      19
    • Peter Reid
      14
    • Greame Souness
      31

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THE image rights contractual dispute between Blues and Steve Bruce was today resolved as Blues suffered another big name rejection.

A compromise was thrashed out over the £225,000 that Blues claim Bruce owes them.

As for Blues search to replace him, Alex McLeish and Eric Black remain strong contenders, although the Blues board are continuing to cast their net widely.

Portugal coach Luiz Felipe Scolari was lined up for talks, but his advisors then informed a go-between acting for the club not to arrange a meeting in the wake of Steve McClaren's sacking by England.

The controversial Brazilian World Cup winner of 2002, Blues have been told, is in the frame again for the Three Lions job.

Blues were also today linked with McClaren, who has vowed to restore his battered reputation after overseeing England's failure to qualify for Euro 2008.

Meanwhile, Scottish FA chief executive Gordon Smith said any approaches for McLeish would be rebutted.

"Absolutely we'll be turning them down," he stressed. "We will not be letting Alex go anywhere.

"When it comes right down to it you have a scenario where the manager says, 'I'm going, there's nothing you can do about it,' and then you have to get into negotiations with the club.

"But we don't want that to happen."

image rights?!?

what the chuff for?

spokespotato for the mr potato head company?!?

and scolari?!? bwahahahaaa....

piss myself if mcclown got the job...

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RunRickyRun Apprentice

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apparently tehy ahve now been rejected by scolari. tehy need to stop now they really are making them look like fools :lol:

Here's the link : http://tinyurl.com/3e24nn

Portugal coach Luiz Felipe Scolari was lined up for talks

I wouldn't call telling Sullivan to goforth and reproduce 'talks'.

This is comedy gold.

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Oh shit, I love this. It is too good for words.

"Hey, Big Phil, my names Little Dave but my friends call me Pornodwarf. This is Karren but nobody calls her that, it's virtually a nickname. Call her Slag. This is Werepig and his retarded brother. Anyway, introductions over. We want you to be the next manager of our club"

"I see. Do you realise that am currently the manager of an excellent international team? I am under contract and live in splendour in a Mediterranean villa?"

"Well, I live in a Neo-Roman place in Essex, it's seriously classy. Got loads of statues in the garden. Could sort you out with something like it"

"Let me put this in terms you can understand. The statues you have in the garden have better movement and tactical awareness than the players you have on your books. The lack of class that your risible "Neo-Roman" mansion in Essex displays is entirely reflective of the team and club you are so desperate to sell. Do you have any pikey caravans in the grounds of your house? If not, you really should consider inviting the tinkers in to add a bit of class.

Anyway, I digress from the point. You made me an offer. Your offer disgusts me. You disgust me. Your disgusting board repels me. Your fans are beyond disgusting and repellent. The only thing that seems right about all of this is your toilet of a ground. Your ground is entirely in keeping with every other aspect of your club. And you are wearing really shit shoes that you have had built up to make you look taller. By the way, are you wearing a butt plug right now? Do you need my middle man to say "No" or have you got it?"

"Ah, you want some time to think about it, eh? Well don't think too long. We've got loads of word-class coaches lined up if you don't want the honour."

"Pssst. Dave".

"What is it Slag?".

"Don't say that, everyone we've asked so far has told us to "**** off".

"Shut it you stupid ****, have you never heard of playing hard to get?"

"Errr, yes but have never actually done it."

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I know where this is going.... i can see it now

"And in sports news tonight this the 24th November 2008, local Big Issue seller Bobby Newshoes has rapidly moved to quell reports in the media that he is going to take over as the new Blose manager... "Although i am quite flattered by the interest shown, i feel it is not the right career move for me at this moment, and would like to rule myself out of the running for this position".

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Oh shit, I love this. It is too good for words.

"Hey, Big Phil, my names Little Dave but my friends call me Pornodwarf. This is Karren but nobody calls her that, it's virtually a nickname. Call her Slag. This is Werepig and his retarded brother. Anyway, introductions over. We want you to be the next manager of our club"

"I see. Do you realise that am currently the manager of an excellent international team? I am under contract and live in splendour in a Mediterranean villa?"

"Well, I live in a Neo-Roman place in Essex, it's seriously classy. Got loads of statues in the garden. Could sort you out with something like it"

"Let me put this in terms you can understand. The statues you have in the garden have better movement and tactical awareness than the players you have on your books. The lack of class that your risible "Neo-Roman" mansion in Essex displays is entirely reflective of the team and club you are so desperate to sell. Do you have any pikey caravans in the grounds of your house? If not, you really should consider inviting the tinkers in to add a bit of class.

Anyway, I digress from the point. You made me an offer. Your offer disgusts me. You disgust me. Your disgusting board repels me. Your fans are beyond disgusting and repellent. The only thing that seems right about all of this is your toilet of a ground. Your ground is entirely in keeping with every other aspect of your club. And you are wearing really shit shoes that you have had built up to make you look taller. By the way, are you wearing a butt plug right now? Do you need my middle man to say "No" or have you got it?"

"Ah, you want some time to think about it, eh? Well don't think too long. We've got loads of word-class coaches lined up if you don't want the honour."

"Pssst. Dave".

"What is it Slag?".

"Don't say that, everyone we've asked so far has told us to "**** off".

"Shut it you stupid ****, have you never heard of playing hard to get?"

"Errr, yes but have never actually done it."

:crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:

quality stuff

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Paul Jewell, on Football Focus, just said he had NOT turned down the small heath job as he hadn't been offered it.

He's also looking to get back into management........................

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That's weird of Jewell cos he was on SSN earlier saying a representative from the Sty had rang him and he said that due to the uncertainty at the boardroom level he had to decline their offer. He also said he turned to ROI job down due to wanting club management.

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That's weird of Jewell cos he was on SSN earlier saying a representative from the Sty had rang him and he said that due to the uncertainty at the boardroom level he had to decline their offer. He also said he turned to ROI job down due to wanting club management.

He definitely said he hadn't been approached.

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