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  1. Yep. I remember watching this on TV and the room erupting around this point.
  2. There is nothing childish about schadenfreude. Unless you are eine kind der garten.
  3. He's shown glimpses of real talent, got heaps of potential. And he scaplula'd us up into the PL so he'll always be looked upon with affection and gratitude. But he really needs to find some mean and harden the **** up sometimes. He's a big, strapping lad who's **** rapid but he's got to find his beast mode to get to the next level. He's got to go to bed tonight as his usual Jar Jar Binks-like self and wake up as Zlatanaldo. Full of running, piss taking, fire and vinegar.
  4. He would? Smith has a machine that will do that? Something like that one in The Fly where he has two pods, sticks the late twenties, shit, venal, lazy, useless Benteke in one pod and with a couple of zaps of electricity and plasma out springs a seven years younger, fit, hungry, loyal Benteke from the other? Yeah, OK.
  5. And that, dear reader, is the primary reason B€n£€k€ isn't worth a **** light, especially to us. He doesn't give a **** because he's always been about the money.
  6. AFAIK, from what has come out of the club, he'll be permanently sub-100% now. Or to put another way, his current and future 100%, however often or rare he's in that condition, will never be pre-injury level. So, yes, Macca and Ledley type managing and nursing is how it'll go, it seems, but I don't recall ever reading exactly what the injury was or how exactly it did and does affect him. It seems the club are being a bit quiet about all that and possibly for good reason. There's been stuff said about him playing when he very much shouldn't have and the club may very well be seriously embar
  7. He was on the bench in at least one of the last two games, wasn't he? Edit: He was on the bench for Wolves 10th Nov but not against the Barcodes.
  8. Really, just stop it now. That's a joke that hasn't been funny for about three years.
  9. As has been mentioned but can't be repeated often enough, we got hugely lucky twice. Not because that charlatan "steadied the ship", many managers could have done that. When RDM was blown out, we had a pretty good squad that hadn't delivered results and Bruce was given plenty to change the squad in his own image. And because he only got us to the cusp of the big time and failed by stinking Wembley out with the team and tactics in his own image. The double stroke of huge luck was his failure directly lead to Xia being exposed as a total chancer. The second stroke of luck was we d
  10. So that's us playing an OGS Manure next week, then.
  11. Second most stylish gilet-wearing Hotspur changeling his inner Tactics Tim. He even said a couple of days ago he'd be seeking to inject pashunn into the players.
  12. OK, I look forward to that. "OK, Little Danny - I can call you Danny, can't I? OK, Little Danny, I know this is going to be hard for you but do you think you can stop crying long enough to show me on the doll what Nas and Wes did to you when you tried to take their favourite toy off them?"
  13. Well, I did sort of cover that with the "savvy club or business" caveat.
  14. AFAIC, Spuds can sign Benteke now with my blessing. As Poch's replacement.
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