Lichfield Dean Posted May 22, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2016 So, Dr Tony Xia has suggested he is considering setting up a football theme park in Aston. What attractions/rides would you like to see in such a place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted May 22, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Stefan Postma Tunnel of Terror. 45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meme Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 We must have a Gabby Agbonlahor stand, where shisha pipes are sold and you can see if you can beat him in football. Of course, even a 0-day old baby could beat him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 22, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2016 Had posted this elsewhere but probably better here: Maybe it's going to be a retro kind of theme park with a resident troop of clowns. Lescott could drive one of those cars which all the wheels fall off to comedy effect. Guzan could have one of those giant clown noses which makes a honk sound when squeezed.... Actually that wouldn't work as he wouldn't be able to hold into it despite being on the front of his own face. If only we had someone to fall over when somebody pulled down his trousers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Thomas Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The beer flume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 22, 2016 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: If only we had someone to fall over when somebody pulled down his trousers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Gabby Flabby Burger Bar, get as fat as gabby within 3 weeks with these burgers guranteed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meme Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: The Gabby Flabby Burger Bar, get as fat as gabby within 3 weeks with these burgers guranteed Is this scientifically possible? I thought only Gabby could get within those levels of fat without being released from his job. Edited May 22, 2016 by meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted May 22, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2016 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) Just rename it to the Randy Lerner's ride of broken dreams Edited May 22, 2016 by sne 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Get that faulty Smiler ride from Alton Towers and let Gabby and Lescott have a spin on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moustache of Teale Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I'd like to see a Corkscrew, sponsored by Paul McGrath. And if animal attractions are allowed, a Reptile House, sponsored by Fabian 'The Snake' Delph. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacbuddies Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 A 'Splat a Rat' stall where bluenoses pop their heads up through holes and people smack them really hard with a wooden mallet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Randy Lerner the Amazing Lion Tamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted May 22, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2016 The theme park line has got my mates taking the piss something rotten, and they've jumped on the Samuelson link too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Joleon Lescott and Rudy Gestede Not-So-Rapids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Joleon Lescott and Rudy Gestede Not-So-Rapids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meme Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) Brad Guzan Hair Museum The Chairman's Cheese Virtual 'Remi'lity Our cook will be 'Jordan' Ramsey. S3xual intercourse can't occour in our hotels; there aren't any good players! Edited May 22, 2016 by meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 22, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2016 50 minutes ago, villan-scott said: The theme park line has got my mates taking the piss something rotten, and they've jumped on the Samuelson link too! Get used to it. It's only going to get worse with this clown in charge. And you thought Lerner was bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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