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The Aston Football Theme Park - Suggestions

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So, Dr Tony Xia has suggested he is considering setting up a football theme park in Aston.

What attractions/rides would you like to see in such a place?

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We must have a Gabby Agbonlahor stand, where shisha pipes are sold and you can see if you can beat him in football.

Of course, even a 0-day old baby could beat him.

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Had posted this elsewhere but probably better here:

Maybe it's going to be a retro kind of theme park with a resident troop of clowns. Lescott could drive one of those cars which all the wheels fall off to comedy effect. Guzan could have one of those giant clown noses which makes a honk sound when squeezed.... Actually that wouldn't work as he wouldn't be able to hold into it despite being on the front of his own face. If only we had someone to fall over when somebody pulled down his trousers?

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The Gabby Flabby Burger Bar, get as fat as gabby within 3 weeks with these burgers guranteed

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10 minutes ago, Demitri_C said:

The Gabby Flabby Burger Bar, get as fat as gabby within 3 weeks with these burgers guranteed

Is this scientifically possible? I thought only Gabby could get within those levels of fat without being released from his job.

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Just rename it to the Randy Lerner's ride of broken dreams

 

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Get that faulty Smiler ride from Alton Towers and let Gabby and Lescott have a spin on it.

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A 'Splat a Rat' stall where bluenoses pop their heads up through holes and people smack them really hard with a wooden mallet.

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The theme park line has got my mates taking the piss something rotten, and they've jumped on the Samuelson link too! 

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Brad Guzan Hair Museum

The Chairman's Cheese

Virtual 'Remi'lity

Our cook will be 'Jordan' Ramsey.

 

S3xual intercourse can't occour in our hotels; there aren't any good players!

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50 minutes ago, villan-scott said:

The theme park line has got my mates taking the piss something rotten, and they've jumped on the Samuelson link too! 

Get used to it. It's only going to get worse with this clown in charge. And you thought Lerner was bad.

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