The Moustache of Teale

The are still Lower Grounds tickets available. A snip at £120.

Apologies, it was an obviously poor attempt at humour (and probably bad taste too). I’m perfectly able-bodied, I was joking about the lengths I would have gone to to get a ticket!

Desperate times call for desperate measures. It was a last resort when I was blocked from buying the last remaining wheelchair space.

After god knows how many unsuccessful attempts I had to sell my soul to the devil and get Lower Grounds tickets. I’ll just have to drink 10 pints beforehand to get my money’s worth.

Good grief, we’re signing Will Young.

He was outstanding today. At one stage I had him edging Rogers for MOTM until Watkins decided to tear their entire back line a new one.

The Manchester accent completely threw me for a minute there.

He’s at his best when Kamara’s in the team and he’s got a bit more licence to get forward. He’s got bags of talent - he’ll be back.

High praise indeed for Zaniolo on this Arsenal forum:

I’d also put my mortgage on this not being the case. I’ve worked at a few employers in Birmingham City Centre over the last 30 years and at each one Villa fans have massively outnumbered Blues fans. I know that a fundamental flaw to this argument is that it’s based on Blues fans who are employed, but in my experience, having been born in Birmingham and lived here all my life, I see more Villa fans then Blues across all walks of life.

7 mile journey, either into the city centre and out, or on the number 11 bus for me.

Very sad to hear that Dad’s Army actor and big Villa fan Ian Lavender has passed away aged 77. RIP. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68204488

Always liked Patrick Bamford me