Popular Post BOF Posted January 27, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: 14 minutes ago, Keyblade said: Aston Villa being 'locked in battle' with Liverpool and United for a player is like trying to fight a gorilla in a phone booth. More like being the only woman in a bukkake party. Or being the only woman at a gorilla bukkake party in a phone booth. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Just now, BOF said: Or being the only woman at a gorilla bukkake party in a phone booth. I think you've nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Richard Posted January 27, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2016 32 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I think you've nailed it. Yep I think even BOF could nail it in those circumstances 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 27, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 27, 2016 How. Very. Dare you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Even Blose have spent more than us this window. Embarassing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 2 hours ago, supermon said: Man Utd, Liverpool, West Ham and Aston Villa locked in £25m striker battle SEVERAL Premier League clubs are battling to sign Marseille striker Michy Batshuayi, according to reports Doug is back 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Why would he not chose us over them. lets look at each club Manure - who knows what they are aiming for next season. Not in champions league god knows when they ever will be and they are just plain boring. They will not be competing for any title next season and dont know their place in the league Liverpool - similar to manure but a manager who hates Belgian strikers and cannot get the best out of them. Benteke will be telling him dont touch plop with a barge pole West Ham - well they do play in claret and blue but they stole it from us. How would he dislodge the marvellous Andy Carroll from his place . Plus they are just cockernees at the end of the day. Villa - We Do know our place in the league so we have that over manure. Wont be in champions league but will be in the championship so its close and hopefully we will be competing for a title if not next season then certainly soon. All better than manure. We have a manager who is French and Benteke loves us, we have that over plop. We are the original claret and blue team we have no striker for him to compete against and we are not cockernees so we have that over wet spam All in all the other teams just cant compete with us 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexicon Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Well.. yeah. Not even worth typing that out, Rich - it's just obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermon Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 25 minutes ago, Richard said: Why would he not chose us over them. lets look at each club Manure - who knows what they are aiming for next season. Not in champions league god knows when they ever will be and they are just plain boring. They will not be competing for any title next season and dont know their place in the league Liverpool - similar to manure but a manager who hates Belgian strikers and cannot get the best out of them. Benteke will be telling him dont touch plop with a barge pole West Ham - well they do play in claret and blue but they stole it from us. How would he dislodge the marvellous Andy Carroll from his place . Plus they are just cockernees at the end of the day. Villa - We Do know our place in the league so we have that over manure. Wont be in champions league but will be in the championship so its close and hopefully we will be competing for a title if not next season then certainly soon. All better than manure. We have a manager who is French and Benteke loves us, we have that over plop. We are the original claret and blue team we have no striker for him to compete against and we are not cockernees so we have that over wet spam All in all the other teams just cant compete with us This is signature worthy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dounavilla Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Yup, only a hip away from being the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-Reacho Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Not sure where to post this because it's probably off topic but I noticed that Rodgers has said that Benteke went to Dortmund and spoke to Klopp with his agent. Must have been the summer that he signed his new deal with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 This club is a **** disgrace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Bring back Crouchie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudevillaisnice Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Maybe we can try to sign Charlie Austin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, dudevillaisnice said: Maybe we can try to sign Charlie Austin. At this stage we wont even be getting an Austin Allegro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supervillan78 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, dudevillaisnice said: Maybe we can try to sign Charlie Austin. We couldn't even sign Austin Powers or Charlie Dimmock. Edited January 27, 2016 by Supervillan78 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS Posted January 27, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2016 Clearly we're not spending because Randy has reached the end of his book "How to run a football club - the idiots guide" Chapter One: Splurge the cash and to hell with the consequences! Chapter Two: Hire that French guy. Chapter three: How to lose fans and really irritate people. Chapter four: There’s gold in them thar lower leagues! Chapter five: Feel better about life by hiring people more stupid than you. Chapter six: MONEYBALL!! Chapter seven: Repeat chapter two. Chapter Eight: Close your eyes and pretend it was all a bad dream. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinRichardsonsMoustache Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS said: Clearly we're not spending because Randy has reached the end of his book "How to run a football club - the idiots guide" Chapter One: Splurge the cash and to hell with the consequences! Chapter Two: Hire that French guy. Chapter three: How to lose fans and really irritate people. Chapter four: There’s gold in them thar lower leagues! Chapter five: Feel better about life by hiring people more stupid than you. Chapter six: MONEYBALL!! Chapter seven: Repeat chapter two. Chapter Eight: Close your eyes and pretend it was all a bad dream. Are you writing this or can I? Like someone said before, it's amazing there has been no sit com written about this. I do have one condition to this becoming a bestseller, though: Can we rename chapter eight to 'lalalala, I'm not listening', please? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinRichardsonsMoustache Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I've said it once and I'll say it again: it's the bonhomie on this forum that brings me back. I think we're all in the same boat. There's no way we're all so deluded to think something might happen this window, are we... ...Hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 4 hours ago, jacketspuds said: I'm just surprised that we went through the trouble of bringing Garde in, plus trying to get his backroom team together, but we are seemingly not willing to back him in this window to try and put his own stamp on the team. Can't always be simple to expect a manager to work solely with the existing squad if there is an opportunity to change things. Him being backed or not isn't the issue imo. I'm pretty sure we're working hard to get players in....but, like i said earlier, we're not in the best position to entice players here are we? Think if anything does happen it will be on deadline day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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