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8 minutes ago, T-Dog said:

Very few ever admit to voting Tory in public, but they're out there.

More people willing to nail their colours to Reform than Conservatives. They really are in political no man’s land.

Not right enough for the racists, not left enough for everyone else. Then the general incompetence.

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3 minutes ago, Rds1983 said:

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Some of those seem unlikely-

I mean 5:1 for Boris Johnson?

ditto 10:1 and 20:1 for May and Truss. They’ve had their goes.

The angry ham defected to Reform, Thatchers brain in a horse is standing down at the next election and so it’s gotta be the Parrot, or the bag of snakes. Suella or Kemi, then.

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17 minutes ago, bickster said:

Robert Halfrom just resigned as a minister and James Heappey resigns his non-cabinet ministerial role too

Something is afoot

There’s a circus in the town, in the town…

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8 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

I suspect it’s as simple as even they have had enough of themselves.

Halfron even quoted Lord Of The Rings casting himself as Gandalf FFS

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27 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said:

I love that after they've got rid of one of their mentals, they always seem to think that the problem was "not mental enough".

 

It’s all about keeping the factions happy, a nutty faction lost a throbber in a position so hey wanted another throbber in that position.

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56 minutes ago, ml1dch said:

At least they've managed to fill the Lee Anderson role with no significant drop in quality

 

They’ve made him sound like a new football signing :lol: 

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49 minutes ago, Genie said:

They’ve made him sound like a new football signing :lol: 

They've been doing that for a while now. The last proper reshuffle was all done as a Fabrizio Romano piss-take.

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6 minutes ago, ml1dch said:

They've been doing that for a while now. The last proper reshuffle was all done as a Fabrizio Romano piss-take.

Very odd behaviour.

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If the Fixed Term Parliaments Act 2011 hadn't been repealed, Parliament would have been dissolved today ready for the General Election which the law would have required to take place on May 2nd.

Bloody Johnson, still ruining things two years later.

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13 hours ago, OutByEaster? said:

I love that after they've got rid of one of their mentals, they always seem to think that the problem was "not mental enough".

It’s brilliant, isn’t it.  It’s going to lead to all kinds of implosion.  They’re even doing it to their in-house newspaper, the Torygraph.

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