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2 hours ago, Straggler said:

 Don't know how he can stomach working with people who would deny his right to exist.

It's pretty easy actually, I have the exact same issue at work. 

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1 hour ago, bickster said:

Thats my take on it. I don't get the need for this second stage

Personally I'd but them all in the Colloseum and make them fight to the death ;)

Isn't that exactly what they are doing already politically speaking. 

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Well if you have to vote for them based on their names alone.

Badenoch - Was she batting for England today?

Braverman - It's going to take a braverman than me to vote her in as PM.

Truss - I don't see all the fuss.

Mordaunt - More gaunt certainly not.

Sunak - Sounds like a Romulan, never trust a Romulan.

Zahawi - Hawaii?

Tugendhat - Before i voted for someone i'd at least want to be able to pronounce their name.

Hunt - word removed 

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49 minutes ago, Dodgyknees said:

One step closer to a Labour government and hopefully, finally, movement towards a better country. 

Sadly labour is no guarantee of that

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46 minutes ago, AshVilla said:

Well if you have to vote for them based on their names alone.

Badenoch - Was she batting for England today?

Braverman - It's going to take a braverman than me to vote her in as PM.

Truss - I don't see all the fuss.

Mordaunt - More gaunt certainly not.

Sunak - Sounds like a Romulan, never trust a Romulan.

Zahawi - Hawaii?

Tugendhat - Before i voted for someone i'd at least want to be able to pronounce their name.

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What a list:

Pork Markets
Penny B'stard
Bad Enoch
J word removed
The Stables Guy
Titchy Sunak
**** wit at Law
T.A. Tom

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1 minute ago, bickster said:

Have you done any sort of in depth analysis and compared the actions of post-war governments of both hues and balanced the positives and the negatives each achieved and come to that conclusion?
 

Or did you just read The Sun before you wiped your arse?

I almost posted similar. Glad I didn't as I enjoyed it far more delivered with your typical charm.

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9 minutes ago, bickster said:

Have you done any sort of in depth analysis and compared the actions of post-war governments of both hues and balanced the positives and the negatives each achieved and come to that conclusion?
 

Or did you just read The Sun before you wiped your arse?

I’ll respond to this claptrap in the morning 

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On 10/07/2022 at 23:06, ml1dch said:

Ready for...whoever that guy is, I guess.

I mean, I follow this stuff to a very nerdy level and I first heard his name two days ago.

 

 

What a blistering 48 hours from Rehman, who is, I am assured, a real MP who exists.

The campaign being launched at 22:00 on a Sunday night makes me wonder if he was pissed.

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9 minutes ago, foreveryoung said:

Yeah we all want this guy?

 

Why not?

People voted in the guy that said this:

“And that brings me to the last and greatest group of male culprits. Most of these single mothers have had the common sense to detect that the modern British male is useless.

“If he is blue collar, he is likely to be drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless and hopeless, and perhaps claiming to suffer from low self-esteem brought on by unemployment.

“If he is white collar, he is likely to be little better.”

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