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7 minutes ago, Xann said:

Watch and cringe.

Getting an absolute battering, claiming not to remember if there are any other formal accusations of sexual misconduct by government ministers... To be fair, who can be expected to know who is still a minister

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Couldn’t write it better for The Thick Of It.

Imagine using those kinds of deflections in real life. “People attribute all sorts of things to me”, “that’s not a word I would use”, it’s brilliant. Going to try it myself next time I’m in hot water.

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5 minutes ago, Genie said:

If they asked what his name was he’d bluff, stutter, change the topic, blame Labour and fail to give a direct answer 

“That happened a long time ago, I wouldn’t possibly be able to confirm that my name is Boris. I’m focused on pressing forward, that’s what the country deserves.”

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3 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

‘I’ve never seen such chaos in my hours as chancellor’ 

Zahawi: "I want the Chancellor gig" 

Bozo: "But I've promised it to Liz Truss" 

Zahawi: "Give it to me, or I'll join your enemies" 

Bozo: "Oh, OK then, I need all the friends I can get. It's yours" 

Zahawi: "BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA..." 

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