Seat68 Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 I only use a mouse. Every laptop the first thing I do is disable tap to click and plug in a mouse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Just weighed myself at gym, and I’m bang on 15 stone . Not sure if that’s because I’m working out doing weights or I’m eating too many cakes and chocolate . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Watched the first half of the Coventry game last night 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Suffering from insomnia? Check out the Gresford thread, guaranteed to send you into a coma. Obsession at its finest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewieGriffin Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 I've just put my dressing gown and slippers on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 2, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 2, 2023 About 15 years ago I had 10 Personal Training sessions. Afterwards, the trainer asked me to write him a review. I said I would, but never got round to it. Every now and then I find myself thinking "I must do that review". Then I have to remind myself that it really doesn't matter anymore. It was 15 years ago. And I can't even remember his name. I should let it go 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 2, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 2, 2023 I know this can be chalked up to time speeding up as you get older. But still… October, already?? Bloody hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 4, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 4, 2023 Assuming you make the length of a square pizza the same as the diameter of a round pizza, making a pizza square increases the amount of pizza you get by 27% 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2023 I have a little swirl in my beard, but it’s only on the left side around where the corner of my jawbone is. This swirl is incredibly irritating, the hairs feel coarser, more wire-y. It’s like they’re in growing or brushing up against each other. I’m constantly pulling out the nastier little ones. This nearly went in the TTPYOTS thread but I erred on the side of caution that my gripe is too dull and minor to dislodge the Great Butter Debate of ‘23. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Mark Albrighton said: I have a little swirl in my beard, but it’s only on the left side around where the corner of my jawbone is. This swirl is incredibly irritating, the hairs feel coarser, more wire-y. It’s like they’re in growing or brushing up against each other. I’m constantly pulling out the nastier little ones. This nearly went in the TTPYOTS thread but I erred on the side of caution that my gripe is too dull and minor to dislodge the Great Butter Debate of ‘23. My beard bugbear is that no hairs whatsoever grow on the area directly in front of my ears. Which means I have never been able to have even the most modest sideburns. The rest of the beard is fine, but it will never join up with the hair on my head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted October 12, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 12, 2023 20 hours ago, mjmooney said: My beard bugbear is that no hairs whatsoever grow on the area directly in front of my ears. Which means I have never been able to have even the most modest sideburns. The rest of the beard is fine, but it will never join up with the hair on my head. I have the exact same issue. When I first grew a beard my hair was long enough to cover it. No more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 "This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000". The large, “precious” Poop, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history. At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank. The huge poo had another red-letter moment in 1991 when dung scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.” Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems. Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired. The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance. © New York Post FB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, mjmooney said: 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history. At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, Pffft. They should come to my throne most mornings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 49 minutes ago, mjmooney said: "This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000". The large, “precious” Poop, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history. At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank. The huge poo had another red-letter moment in 1991 when dung scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.” Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems. Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired. The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance. © New York Post FB Any speculation on whether he stood or sat when he wiped? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, il_serpente said: Any speculation on whether he stood or sat when he wiped? I was standing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 Every colour mentioned in 'Moby Dick', in order of appearance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Waring Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Anyone watching the Boxing? Salt Papi is on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, Pongo Waring said: Anyone watching the Boxing? I'd rather read The Boring Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pongo Waring Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I'd rather read The Boring Thread. Oh I thought it said "boxing thread" Embarrassing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, Pongo Waring said: Oh I thought it said "boxing thread" Embarrassing Same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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