DevonIsAPlaceOnEarth Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Most random one was on Darren Bents debut game, but the song was at Carlos Tevez and his scars. Had me laughing at least. “Got bit by a shark, got bit by a shark, Carlos Tevez got bit by a shark”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turvontour Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Don't hear the "Villa clap clap clap Villa clap clap clap" as much as we used to. Could always gurantee that when we won a corner. Also "Claret and blue army" has become more infrequent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 To the tune of world war one song , Don't Cryee , " don't cryee , don't sighee , if you come up the Holte , you will diee" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 On 12/01/2018 at 22:42, colhint said: Burnley fans recently sang to Mourieno You're just a Pulis with Money He has parked some expensive buses ,that's for sure . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osmark86 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 On 1/13/2018 at 09:41, sidcow said: If we're going for funny football chants in general the funniest I have ever heard was when Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia. In his next game the opposition fans kept singing "2 Andy Gorams, there's only 2 Andy Gorams" etc My Bolton-fan friend has this as his top choice too. Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osmark86 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 "Let's pretend we scored a goal.." *shudder* 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkLillis Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) A good one at Stoke away the season we got relegated. "You're nothing special we lose every week!" Could see the Stoke fans laughing. Gallows humor.... Edited January 17, 2018 by MarkLillis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 18, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2018 Away at Spurs a few years ago at the start of our spiral to relegation we were awful. Someone had gone in Jesus fancy dress and was leading from the front waiving his staff in the air. Fans got up a loud chant of "We need a miracle" was hilarious and spuds fans agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 18, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2018 On 16/01/2018 at 19:34, turvontour said: Don't hear the "Villa clap clap clap Villa clap clap clap" as much as we used to. Could always gurantee that when we won a corner. Also "Claret and blue army" has become more infrequent. All our songs which are not Holte Enders in the sky or Paul McGrath my Lord are more infrequent. Try singing anything else and people stare at you like you've just escaped from the lunatic asylum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted January 19, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2018 "Happy Birthday" at Spurs under MON was fabulous when we were winning 4-1. (Then they came back to 4-4 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 19, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2018 Not really a chant, but I remember being at a game when Crouch was playing for us. The Villa fans were chanting “Go on Rodney! Go on Rodney! Go on Rodney!”. After that died down, a solitary voice shouted “Go on Dave!”. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted January 19, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Not really a chant, but I remember being at a game when Crouch was playing for us. The Villa fans were chanting “Go on Rodney! Go on Rodney! Go on Rodney!”. After that died down, a solitary voice shouted “Go on Dave!”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Wasn't there a Wet Spam one to Jonjo Shelvy He's coming for you He's coming for you That Harry Potter He's coming for you Apparently he looks like Voldemort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keener window-cleaner Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Have any fans been singing the JT/wife-chant while he has been here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hogso Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 At Man City quite a few years ago, around the time Michael Le Vell was embroiled in an underage sex scandal - "Kevin Webster is your dad, is your dad is your dad, Keeeevin Webster is your dad, he f***s children" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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