Morkery

Emile Heskey is at his very best without the ball

A bald, fat, thick bloke will turn into Messi for the weekend.

Once Bent is gone, I think we will do a very good job at holding our best players. I can't see our manager being poached either.

upskirt shots have to be approved via pm (to me) first.

There you go, fixed it for youuuuuu! Dat da daaaaaaaaa.....Now then, now then There you go

RIP Paddy. I feared to read this, after not hearing from him in a long while. Not a lot more to say. Tragic.

RIP, a star.

We might sell him if we are looking safe. Steve Bruce probably wouldn't have him back, didn't he go where little lee had already been?

Do you get the kids every other weekend now?

Balls I've done it twice now on here!

Having renovated a house over four years ago, a valuation is the last thing I want to get done. **** bankers. My wife's cousin was a senior banker at RBS, he took a golden handshake and now advises companies with debt problems. Add he supports Liverpool and is also a smarmy clearing in the woods. You could say I don't like the man.

Shocked its not been mentioned. Do her up the wrong 'un

Depends mainly on what car you drive, and how much you've got to spend. We've got a Freelander and started off with a Mamas and Papas Ultima Which came with a car seat, stand, stroller, pram etc. I think we got a deal for £550 ish. It was great except the wheels we got are fixed so steering awkward and it is massively bulky even when folded. AND you get done for another £135 for the ISOFIX seat base, which although not totally necessary, is loads more secure than the seatbelt only fitting. So we then got a Quinny Buzz stroller. Which is much better, still bulky but less so than the M&P one. As your child gets bigger, you don't need the pram base etc. so maybe change to a fold up stroller? Treat it like buying a car, some brands are Fords, some are Skoda's, some are Mercs.... how much they want should give you a clue how they see themselves. My little girl turns 1 tomorrow. Can't believe how fast its gone...... Crikey the worlds insane! You guys nearly spend as much on a child as I do on my Parson Russell Terrier

Deal had been done by then If he agreed to give the disc, the agreed deal had changed (Perhaps not binding, but still)

You say he asked you about tax disc on way out - what did you say? If you said no, fine but otherwise I think he probably will feel bitter.

I rarely go bowling, but everytime I do go I'm great at it. Funny, as I'm crap at most other things.

we are shite

He's currently filming 'country house rescue'

Oh dear!! Worst post in VT history. I can't see a lot wrong with the post really

Dunne is supposed to be a senior professional footballer, which is why I don't follow people blaming GH management. I have never acted like that in my own career and line of business, but then I'm not a mercenary or a piss head. I can also maintain my body fat levels as it happens. Think its called self-discipline.

Ah Wednesday (yesterday) The day I avoid posting parcels! Thats giro day isn't it? Shame no food for the next two weeks. ***edit - or perhaps you are about to roll out for first team training****

Thats a prime reason why I'm not going to watch us play this year. It was obvious that Dunne didn't give a damn last season. Houllier make you run Dunney? Just counting his days to his last pay packet in the U.S

Steve Claridge, prob said it before

Scottish player with a double chin. 4th place here we come

Whats the price General?