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tough one with carroll. I don't think he is the donkey that was made out last year (whenever I saw him play during his goal drought he was actually very unlucky, hit the post/bar etc) I think he would be an excellent player for us. The cost, however, makes me think it isn't justified. He just doesnt seem to be worth that, when you see what some other players have gone for. I guess its a gamble either way.

The folks on Twitter had no idea Vlaar was in B6 until his photo was taken at the ground, so why would they have any inkling on how much the transfer fee is? I think the story about having a clause in his contract is true, what is certainly true, is that we will never hear it from our end.

Chuffed to bits if we get Nick Owen too, we really are making the headlines

Beton Ron's Claret & Blue Army

Not sure if the picture is photoshopped but that does appear to be him - he has a very distinctive facial expression seen on many other pictures

You can never introduce laws that will stop idiot drivers. I think a 60mph limit on most country roads is fine (Obviously there are some that are clearly not fit for n.speed limit|) Most accidents near me are down to people not reading the road signs and also not driving to the conditions - weather & road.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18840110 I'm not against road safety, and do not dislike children but these 20mph limits are really annoying. The people who actually speed in 30 zones are unlikely to change and why can't the schools control their own crossings? Or would that be too much to expect from one teacher! The idea that the limit change can reduce incidents by 60% is probably true, but you could probably achieve 80% by getting everyone on penny farthings.

I'd be happy if we never had to play them again! Okay maybe a bad example, as they knocked us out, twice. How about Ajax then? 2-1 at VP good times! I'm trying not to be insulting, are you 10 years old? Hardly a historic club moment.

:shock: Whats wrong with that? It actually makes a lot of sense. Not that I like Dunne or Collins (Or Warnock). But they are not the worst defenders you could find.

Had lots of good shows on sat/sun in the 80s. Ah well at least we have 100+ channels now (showing come dine with me/property progs/cooking non stop)

funny!

I think fasting is less of an issue than the boozing and over indulgence a lot of british players seem to have a problem with.

England will come away from the Euros tagged as unlucky. The truth is, France and Sweden deserved to beat us and Ukraine were unlucky to lose. Why are we so scared when we have the ball? ten yard passes were constantly misplaced, Why oh why is the jug earred moron so hyped up? Heskey could score in the Utd team. His touch was woeful and he never looked a threat. As well as our defence played, we will always have 40% possesion if they feel threatened or unable to pass forward. The keeper was left with no choice but to hoof it countless times. Italy are not even a great team. Probably best that we didn't face Spain or the big booted brigade

That past it defender with the dodgy knee and drink problem.

*My girlfriend has just left me for a guy from Norfolk. She says he's better at foreplay. To be fair, I can't compete, he has 8 fingers on each hand. *findafamilymember.co.uk Norfolk's number 1 dating website. *Just watched the new series of my favourite comedy on E4 Norfolk. The Interbreeders. *My mate from Norfolk's got ten perfectly formed fingers. On his left foot. *A fight breaks out at a wedding. A man pulls out a gun and shoots his Grandad, Brother, and Uncle but there is only one victim. How is this possible? Answer: The wedding was held in Norfolk *SKY NEWS- Norwich Man In Court For Triple Stabbing Apparently he had a knife in each hand. *The Olympic flame will not pass through Norwich.. They don't want to risk the Torch Bearer being tried for Witchcraft.

How did you get that picture? Thats Randy's desk.

I'd have Doug in place of Hutton, so a good move I think. Getting rid of Hutton may be hard

plop

I'm not sure an apology is owed, did find it odd that he just disappeared. Thought he could have written a short message.

Wiz, You may notice a slightly different version of farmyard smell at Sparrow Road next year. Your new manager has been tainted by the worst kind of shit. Hopefully he didn't catch the gypsy curse.

He can't have been in a proper pub in Edinburgh then

Obviously didn't give him a chance, perhaps a new manager in Greece would get the best out of him

Crikey, you get some shite on here! Not wanting to deal with muslims because he is Jewish! Ludicrous.

Think its you that'll be pissed off, does this sound like a guy jumping ship? Check date. http://www.pinkun.com/norwich-city/norwich_city_boss_paul_lambert_wants_to_do_more_than_survive_in_premier_league_1_1390765 Don't need to check date pal, put it this way if he's approached and offered the job he'll come and then you wipe your arse with that article. And thats why you'll fail in getting him, too cock sure! There must be a joke about webbed feet, just can't think of one

And we pick the 19th worst manager in the Premier League