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That's what I call "proppa blose" Mate

Yes. Yes it is. A win is a win, something they haven't done too much of this season and scoring a few would've done the forwards a bit of good. Jeez.....even Joelinton must've fancied scoring !

My situation - 20 odd years ago - she moved out, joint mortgage although i was paying it all.......that made no difference legally, i couldn't ask her to contribute half. i had to pay her off as she could've forced a sale but luckily i got away with a one off payment which she took. Still stuck in my throat to pay her (she was unfaithful) I changed the locks but apparently, i shouldnt have - took a chance but got away with it. I dont know if that's still a thin ice thing to do but u was preventing her access to her possessions etc. Got a bollocking off the solicitor for it. Will say, no kids were involved so i cant help you on that bit. Dont know if CSA are still a toothless tiger of an agency. If you stand your ground and stay - which i believe is your right - then prepare for things to get shitty. i really played my face up about anything just to be awkward. In the end i thought life is too short and i said sod it and co operated. Dont know of overcrowding is a problem at either parents house but my guessing is she wants her nest back to bring the babby up so wants you out as it would suit her more.

Not forgetting Bazza Fry urinating in all four corners of the ground, crucifixes attached to the floodlight pylons and the home shirt having a round, vicar's type collar ! They truly are the gift that keeps giving !

They are SO desperate for the loan to fail.....more so than their own team doing well. The thing is, the deal says that our owners are willing to put their hands in their pockets (PC will deffo not come cheap), whereas sha go in to a frenzy over loaning a kid from Brighton. Tis true what they say; if you want to know the villa result, just ask a bloser.

Plus the fact you get the chance to shout "scum" at those folk whose attire isn't up to your usual mere green standards. (Yes, I do know it was you )

Or.... Wake me up before you go go, who needs grealish when you've got coutinho. I'll get me coat...

Aqua Marina....and Kelly Dalglish.

It was only a tongue in cheek comment, hence the winky face

Oh great. Another music thread

I wouldn't know about that, Sir...

Yeah, could be. I thought they were all yam yams so I'm surprised to hear about a Villa scarf at all

You mentioned Noddy so that's who I was thinking of

Thought he was a doghead ?

Re Coutinho - it didn't take em long, although one nose made a good point at the end :

Read about this on sha forum more than once. It would stick on their throats to be so near to us, whilst other noses said they couldn't fill the sty as it was, so no point moving to a new stadium. Besides which, "drinking in Perry Barr" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Mate.

Different era back then I guess. Mortgages needed paying, we'll that's what nigel spink told me when I queried how he could ever consider working for sha.

FH for the change :

Thanks for your Bosch recommendation @Xela. I am properly hooked

Does anyone know if its similar in flavour to this, before I spunk £7 on the mitani stuff :

Eff him the eff out of the club Totally embarrassing

Thank you, kind sir. Love truly is blind on her behalf

Literally !

Since my captain Morgan spiced rum debut, I've got 3 further bottles...two dead man's finger.....spiced rum and lime rum (sounds nasty but I love citrus) and a bottle of burning barn as previously mentioned - more smoky than spicy but nice all the same