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mottaloo

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  1. Red lemmo.....memories of Taylor Keith or Nash's, along with a bag of tayto in a pub garden in the rebel county
  2. DVB letting a dvb score. Don't worry mate, are jude will proppa sort it
  3. Belgium look like a mix from the Coventry City lost property box of the 70s
  4. From the posts in the thread I am so glad I decided to watch ant and Dec's takeaway show......and I can't stand them !
  5. Sadly not.... I had to hand my double bollox gong back to the chief of the North Birmingham Lulu tribe (Erdo-uku Pete Katanga) when I had my right knacker removed 8 years ago. It also meant I couldn't drink in town mate - not even um bongo juice
  6. None taken. I guess i have a self deprocating sense of humour and also I suppose I was trying to imply that passport photos in general are now very strict in their guidelines. No smiling, no alterations, eyes clearly visible, mouth closed etc....I don't usually look like that
  7. I endeared myself to the daily mail-reading shoppers by commenting that guacamole was just "posh green sh!te" and then walking away, picking the joggers from the crease of my arse
  8. Just had my passport photos taken at sainsburys mere green (I had to wear my best black joggers in case "any of the locals" kicked off at me !). Not sure if it should be a wanted poster never mind for travel documentation !
  9. The thing is, for too many years they've gladly got their grubby, skip rummaging mitts on our out of contract players or youth players who didn't quite make in proppa football (mate) so they ended up at Stans. Even loaned them lot down the road players, facilities etc., which they conveniently forget. If he keeps them up (which, annoyingly HE might not, morelike other teams once again being sh!tter than small heath do them the seasonal favour) they'll begrudgingly accept him but point to TM as the real saviour. If they finally drop he will simply be a dvb; a ridiculous appointment. So.....let's hear it for Agent Rowett !
  10. Finished Boarders. First episode promised so much but in the end i felt it ended up nothing more than a modern day posh Grange Hill.....I don't know.....perhaps I was hoping it would be edgier or darker/sinister ?
  11. mottaloo

    Soft drinks

    Ooh...do you think they'd let me back in or do I still have to Lidl it over the road ?
  12. I know it's not as simple as this, but keep bowen quiet and that's gonna be a massive plus towards a positive outcome today
  13. Thanks Marv..... I am old skool in feelings and emotions but it seemed pretty direct. Anyway....like I imply....I ain't thin skinned normally so I'll drop it and let's just all look forward to a good performance at west ham today
  14. Thanks for your point and thanks in particular for not telling me to leap off a cliff, kill myself but ultimately reduce the planet's carbon footprint
  15. The gift that keeps on giving - the bit about the old boy's trousers, ub40 and the DJ are proppa blues
  16. Fair point Stevo. However.....I don't know about you but if I have only ONE flat tyre I more than annoyed about the inconvenience but all four......and done by someone who feels entitled to target me for climate change abuse..... I really wouldn't trust myself not to take a tyre spanner to his/her head as he/she raised my awareness.
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