sharkyvilla

A bloke I used to work with had a dodgy memorabilia business on the side (he couldn't even spell memorabilia correctly on his business cards, it was something like memobilla) and he was so irritatingly pushy with it, to shut him up I gave in and bought a Villa shirt with a fake Gareth Barry autograph on it for about 50 quid. It must be one of the stupidest things I've ever done.

He **** signed most of those players. He's really starting to wind me up now.

**** no, if his football is this shit having spend a few hundred million quid, imagine what it'd be like with our squad. Plus he's an odious bell end. I just hope English football never has to hear from him again once he gets the sack.

Surely about time we added 'Jew hating' to the title of the thread innit?

I had to pick something up in Sports Direct earlier, Jesus Christ what a cesspit of misery.

The best thing to do when confronted by a vulture is play dead. They'll leave you alone and fly off.

When Radio 1 decided I was too old for them I switched to 6 Music and actually quite liked Shaun Keaveney but his shtick wore very thin very quickly. Agreed about Lauren Laverne, I have no idea why they've chosen her instead. In fact I agree with your whole post so should have just liked it rather than typed this out.

Management has to be about improving the players you have as well as signing better players from outside. Apart from Jack, I can't think of anyone who has improved in the time Bruce has been here.

I've generally been quiet on the Bruce front as I know a lot of it is endless bickering going round in circles, but I'm getting to the point where I just want someone new. In the last couple of seasons it seems like we always need more signings, then a few more signings, then a couple more. There doesn't seem much improving of players we already have, but I look at Leeds with envy and see Bielsa has implemented his style almost instantly in a new country in a division where you wouldn't think it would work. Yes we were unlucky that a defensive error cost us right at the end, but we've also rescued ourselves with late goals twice this season, so it works both ways. We still look short in defence and up front. I really don't understand why we signed Tuanzebe if he doesn't trust him to play centre half. We are desperately short there and we've shipped too many goals already.

I don't think we're getting promoted

Ah balls. Last minute goal karma hitting us.

The Pope's visiting Ireland. Whoopdi-****-doo.

Watched Seven again last night, **** love that film

Nirvana were great and I like a lot of Foo Fighters tunes. In fact almost all of the bands mentioned I don't mind (even Muse, I just felt like getting some easy likes ).

I once had a chunk of scrap hot cross bun dough that wasn't quite enough for a whole pack, so I drew swastikas instead of crosses as a similar poor-taste joke. I didn't realise that my colleague took a photo of it, then sent it to his mate who put it up on Twitter. **** me was I worried I'd get sacked, but luckily it didn't go viral. These things can easily backfire on you in this day and age. Mandy's explanation sounds fair enough to me.

Has he ever actually quit another job though? Seems to me he sabotages the team until the point where he gets sacked and a huge pay off.

Definitely, I'd much rather Abraham and a centre half.

Muse

I think your nephew has restored my faith in the youth of today. Dinosaurs and Villa were pretty much all I gave a shit about when i was a kid.

Going to the dump. My Dad's downsizing so we are getting rid of a load of crap, but the dump is now closed Tuesday and Wednesday so going on a Thursday is painfully slow. Doesn't help that people just fanny around without a care in the world even though there are about 25 cars queuing to get in, and they don't organise their stuff before they leave home either so they take about 4 times as long.

Was that two more including Bolasie? Abraham and a centre half would be perfect.

He couldn't keep up with play when we were in the Cup final and that was over 3 years ago. No wonder he can't make the right decisions if he's not fit enough to get in the right position. Absolutely shocking ref.

How is he still a professional referee?

It's funny, I was watching this video with Dutch commentary and I could kind of understand what they were saying for some of it. https://youtu.be/WIBMxSShybA