Derryvillan Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Slightly OT but bearing in mind this was pre interweb and twitter bollocks Did your school have the rumour about Almond and the stomach pump / pints of seamen ? Just wondered if it was nationwide or just isolated areas ... Nationwide. Actually kind of worldwide.In the grand world of chinese whispers back in New Zealand IIRC it was supposedly Rod Stewart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Nickelback - Rockstar Bon Jovi (which we all know is French for "Good Jovi") - Dead or Alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Counting stars - One Republic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Slightly OT but bearing in mind this was pre interweb and twitter bollocks Did your school have the rumour about Almond and the stomach pump / pints of seamen ? Just wondered if it was nationwide or just isolated areas ... Nationwide. Actually kind of worldwide.In the grand world of chinese whispers back in New Zealand IIRC it was supposedly Rod Stewart. Yeah, that rumour changes depending on where you live and what year it is. It was certainly a rumour when I was at school, though they said it was Elton John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 27, 2013 Author Moderator Share Posted September 27, 2013 Rod Stewart is a lot of things but I'd be confident that gay ain't one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Rod Stewart was supposedly the original subject of the tale. I'm at work, but if you Youtube Rod Stewart Stomach Pump I think he explains how it came to pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I'll also vouch for Baby by Justin bieber. Also Love Story by Taylor Swift but that's more to do with Band Hero than anything else, sorry CED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 27, 2013 Author Moderator Share Posted September 27, 2013 I'll also vouch for Baby by Justin bieber. Also Love Story by Taylor Swift but that's more to do with Band Hero than anything else, sorry CED. Does his borderline-illegal infatuation stretch to her music too? Not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Xann, on 27 Sept 2013 - 11:20 AM, said: Rod Stewart was supposedly the original subject of the tale. I'm at work, but if you Youtube Rod Stewart Stomach Pump I think he explains how it came to pass. you learn something new every day , so presumably Rod is the original and the name just gets updated every few years or so ... Rod himself spoke about it on a US chat show , he seemed to find it amusing at least By 1982, Stewart was married to actress Alana Hamilton, ex-wife of actor George Hamilton. They went on vacation in Hawaii, and Toon came along. The hotel was overbooked, so Toon and Alana's son Ashley, who was 7, shared a room. "Toon, of course, couldn't resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to the room. I fired him in the morning. Toon's revenge was absolutely inspired. He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped...I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. With minor variations...this story has stayed with me ever since. Say what you like about Tony Toon-and God rest his soul-but he was good at his job." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 It's a bit like the Neil Tennant/hamster/rectum stories, that's been applied to a few celebs over the years as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Isn't 'The Pet Shop Boys' a specific reference to that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I'll also vouch for Baby by Justin bieber. Also Love Story by Taylor Swift but that's more to do with Band Hero than anything else, sorry CED. Does his borderline-illegal infatuation stretch to her music too? Not sure Ah maybe he just thinks she's a piece of ass so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Beautiful by Christina Aguleira. Nickelback - Rockstar This made me chuckle, mainly because I think that's actually the track I hate the most by Nickleback. Not that the others are much better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Risso, on 27 Sept 2013 - 11:54 AM, said: It's a bit like the Neil Tennant/hamster/rectum stories, that's been applied to a few celebs over the years as well. in case his lawyers are watching I'm not naming names in an unrelated issue , did Richard Gere sing on the soundtrack for Chicago ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Frankie goes to Hollywood - Relax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 The Script - For the first time . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Frankie goes to Hollywood - Relax Trevor Horn made a nylon purse out of a pig's rectum with Frankie. They were filmed before he got them in to the studio - Bad, like the worst bad pub gig you've ever been to bad. Perhaps worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Kylie Minogue, I think it's called 'I believe in you' or something, quite a nice pop song to be fair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP63bI5m9Ys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronk-villa Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Back to the marc almond rumour....I told my sister abiut that....I'd have been about 11 and she about 22 at the time......I remember her saying she had heard exactly same rumour only it wad david Bowie when she was younger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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