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To the tune of Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.

My eyes have seen the glory of the rising of the Lord.

He wears the number twenty and he came here from abroad.

He's Christian Benteke and we know he's gonna score.

And, the Villa will lift the cup.

Glory, Glory Aston Villa.

Glory, Glory Aston Villa.

Glory, Glory Aston Villa

We're the greatest club in the world.

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The biggest issue with chants is that people try to be too clever or inject too much personal humour. They will never catch on.

I wish we still sang The Bells Are Ringing. I'm gonna have a go at Burnley.

 

Would love to see something like this in the lower north stand next season, Flags, Banners the whole shabang!! Class!

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Realise some people are still a little apprehensive over the whole Delph saga, but I don't think anybody can argue that he's our captain for the foreseeable future at least & needs a chant asap.

Me & my mates started singing something similar to the below before the FA Cup final, but I've obviously updated it with what's gone on recently.

Went down quite well on the Villa FB page & doing the rounds in the office and amongst friends/family - let me know what you think...

Fabian Delph's our captain, he's never gonna go,

He could have left the Villa, but Fa-bi-an said no,

He said no to Man City, cos he's a loyal man,

*slower* He-may-have-come-from-Yorkshire (York-she-a) but he's a Villa fan....Ohhhhhhhhh...

FABIAN DELPH'S OUR CAPTAIN...

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My go at Beatles' "Yesterday" for Idrissa Gueye;

Idrissa Gueye...chose to come the Villa - not Marseille,

He's much better than Tom Cleverley (Clev-er-lay),

Let's hope he plays...with Ben-teke...

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Realise some people are still a little apprehensive over the whole Delph saga, but I don't think anybody can argue that he's our captain for the foreseeable future at least & needs a chant asap.

Me & my mates started singing something similar to the below before the FA Cup final, but I've obviously updated it with what's gone on recently.

Went down quite well on the Villa FB page & doing the rounds in the office and amongst friends/family - let me know what you think...

Fabian Delph's our captain, he's never gonna go,

He could have left the Villa, but Fa-bi-an said no,

He said no to Man City, cos he's a loyal man,

*slower* He-may-have-come-from-Yorkshire (York-she-a) but he's a Villa fan....Ohhhhhhhhh...

FABIAN DELPH'S OUR CAPTAIN...

 

Personally don't like it. He needs something original.

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Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

 

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

 

For ninety minutes, yes?

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Realise some people are still a little apprehensive over the whole Delph saga, but I don't think anybody can argue that he's our captain for the foreseeable future at least & needs a chant asap.

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We should get this old French tune going on this year - would create great atmosphere and would make our French contingent feel at home!!

 

Did wonder if Jordon Amavi could fit but not sure if Amavi would work. 

 

 

PS - anyone recognize themselves??

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Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

 

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

Fabian Delph, you're a w*nker, you're a w*nker.

 

For ninety minutes, yes?

 

There was a snake called Fabian, he always said so much

He lied, he hissed, he talked complete shit and now he’s f**king gone

We hate you with a passion cuz your a f**king hunt [replace h with c]

Oh Fabian f**king snake, your worst than those blues scum

 

To much hate????

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For Jordan Ayew

 

To The Platters - Only You

 

Only Ayew can make the scoreline right
Only Ayew can set this game alight
Only Ayew and you alone
Can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart with love for only Ayew

 

 

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