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The complete and utter chants thread


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Here's one to ponder.

From Guzan to Amavi....

Now Gueye to Veretout.....

he passes the ball to Carles Giiiillll...

Who sets up Jordan Ayew....Aayeeww

Miles out!

Braaaaaaad Guzan, he rolls the ball to Clarky,

Clarky on to Amavi and on to Jacky Grealish,

Jacky Grealish down the wing like a torpedo,

Puts the ball in the aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir...

To afro headed Rudy...

 

 Come on you can do better that?

 

What about this for veretout. More of a chant than based on a tune.

 

Me and my mate went down the villa just the other day,

He said to me, "I want to see the new french lad play",

After a few minutes he turned and said "Thats who",

"He's good alright,he's dynamite, that Jordan Veretout!" 

 

Veretout......veretout....

 

He's good alright he's dynamite, that Jordan Veretout!

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We love you Jordan we do, we love you Jordan we do, etc etc.

Not very imaginative but will probably cover half the squad by the time the window closes ☺

 

 

Or even just,

 

Jordan Jordan gives us a wave 

 

 

That will confuse the little feckers. 

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At Villa Park, we see him play

He scores for us, home and away

He scores with his feet

He scores with his head

He goes by the name of Rudy Gestede

Rudy Gestede, Rudy Gestede, he goes by the name of Rudy Gestede!!!

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One way or another he's gonna find ya

Idrissa Gana Gana Gana Gana Ga-na

One way or another he's gonna break ya

Idrissa Gana Gana Gana Gana Ga-na

One way or another he's gonna beat ya

IDRISSA GANA GANA GANA GANA GA-NA

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For the headers he's goin in reckless

And the keeper's looking on feckless

He eats defenders for breakfast,

Oh Rudy can't fail

Doesn't really scan but someone might be able to so something with it

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The lack of new songs over past 2/3 years has been shocking.

My suggestion for Veretout is keep it simple and use the Salifou/Daddy Cool chant.

As for other players I'd love to see some original chants. I'm just not witty enough to come up with them :)

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The lack of new songs over past 2/3 years has been shocking.

My suggestion for Veretout is keep it simple and use the Salifou/Daddy Cool chant.

As for other players I'd love to see some original chants. I'm just not witty enough to come up with them :)

Yeah stick with that Veretout one.

The problem with chants is that people usually try to do too much (and it will never catch on) or nick tunes off other clubs, neither of which are great IMO. It's not just us either it's every club now, there is no creativity whatsoever. Lost track of the amount of rewordings there are to Sloop John B and 7 Nation Army. Leave that shit to gimps like Arsenal, we are better than that.

For it to work it needs two or three lines at most and should be catchy and original or it's too difficult to get going.

Also I want to see us singing TBAR this season.

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Wheeeeeeeen the ball hits the net and we've all had a bet thats "Traorrrrrrrrre" "Traorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre"

 

La-la-la-ala-la-laa thats Traorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre 

 

Wheeeeeeeen the ball hits the net and we've all had a bet thats "Traorrrrrrrrre"   :D

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