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For Saturday to the tune of Macarana:

 

"Who needs Lugano when we've got Ben Foster, who needs Lugano when we've got Ben Foster, who needs Lugano when we've got Ben Foster, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Ben Foster!"

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I think it's obvious we now have a real rivalry with West Brom, therefore we need a few songs about them, my first effort

 

To the tune of we do like to be beside the sea side.

 

Oh! we do like to be kings of the Midlands
We do like to be the team to beat!
we do like to be number one, one, one!
Where the Holte End sings
"f#ck off west brom!"

 

So just f#ck off back to sandwell
we'll be beside ourselves with glee
And there's lots of other sides
Who are all bitter inside
about the pride of the midlands

Aston Villa F C!

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Villa Villa Villa, we all love Aston Villa. We're sherwoords army, in claret and blue, we all love Aston Villaaaa, Villa Villa Villa...

 

to the tune of we've got the best midfield in the world.

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My love is like a high prison wall

But you could leave me standing so tall

Gold

Always believe in your soul

You've got the power to know

You're indestructible

Always believe in, because you are

Gold

I'm glad that you're bound to return

Something I could have learned

You're indestructible, always believing

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Been singing a daft little song to myself all week. To the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman:

 

Fabian Delph is magic, he wears a magic hat

He came from Leeds United, but he ain't no Northern clearing in the woods

He scored against the Baggies, and really ****** them up

And now he's off to Wembley, where he'll lift the FA Cup! 

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Been singing a daft little song to myself all week. To the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman:

 

Fabian Delph is magic, he wears a magic hat

He came from Leeds United, but he ain't no Northern clearing in the woods

He scored against the Baggies, and really ****** them up

And now he's off to Wembley, where he'll lift the FA Cup! 

Second line doesn't really scan or rhyme...

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Have been trying to update the classic but having trouble scanning Tony Daley in without resorting to the commentators curse of adding syllables onto players names. Any help?

Brad Guzan rolls the ball to Okore

Okore onto Fabian Delph and out to "Tony Daley"

"Tony Daley" down the wing like a torpedo

Crosses the ball and in the air

Is Christian Benteke

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Think this has got potential. It's not too fast so easy to pick up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=MMnSZIqra7M

Thoughts?

quite like that tbh. have posted link to Aton villa official on fb see if they will do something with it

 

wow this has really took off now and will be our song at Wembley, and maybe my posting to Villa even helped it along... 

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Been singing a daft little song to myself all week. To the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman:

 

Fabian Delph is magic, he wears a magic hat

He came from Leeds United, but he ain't no Northern clearing in the woods

He scored against the Baggies, and really ****** them up

And now he's off to Wembley, where he'll lift the FA Cup! 

Second line doesn't really scan or rhyme...

 

 

For avoidance of doubt, the second line ends in the T word, rather than the C word. The VT filter treats them both the same.

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Fond memories of singing " Happy birthday to Tottenham" at WHL a few years ago ........

How much more fun would it be to get the Evertonians joining in some chorused of " Happy Birthday to Gerrard" at the next home game ?

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We need to put everything on hold...

AND GIVE FABIAN DELPH A PROPER SONG!!!!!!!!!!

Someone posted in another thread that some fans were chanting in a pub yesterday to the tune of Mahna Mahna by the muppets...

Fabian Delph do do do do do

Fabian Delph do do do do

Fabian Delph do do do do do etc etc

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Fond memories of singing " Happy birthday to Tottenham" at WHL a few years ago ........

How much more fun would it be to get the Evertonians joining in some chorused of " Happy Birthday to Gerrard" at the next home game ?

 

I think it would carry more weight if we teamed up with Arsenal and sung it at the final itself...

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