Stevo985 Posted March 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2012 A guy in my office. He doesn't like much fish. But he has it for lunch a lot. So he buys pilchards. Problem is, he doesn't like pilchards "in brine" as he says they're too salty. So he buys the pilchards in tomato sauce, but doesn't like tomato sauce so washes it off before he eats the fish? What the **** is the point? Just eat something else! On a fish related note, finding a bone in a piece of fish. Might as well throw it in the bin because i would spend the rest of the meal searching for more bones! Surely depends on the fish. Like sardine bones I can eat. Or whitebait, you eat whole etc I love whitebait. I feel quite manly devouring an animal whole in one bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 A guy in my office. He doesn't like much fish. But he has it for lunch a lot. So he buys pilchards. Problem is, he doesn't like pilchards "in brine" as he says they're too salty. So he buys the pilchards in tomato sauce, but doesn't like tomato sauce so washes it off before he eats the fish? What the **** is the point? Just eat something else! On a fish related note, finding a bone in a piece of fish. Might as well throw it in the bin because i would spend the rest of the meal searching for more bones! Surely depends on the fish. Like sardine bones I can eat. Or whitebait, you eat whole etc I love whitebait. I feel quite manly devouring an animal whole in one bite. I was going to Joe Mangle your post but Mike seems to have given us a slap on the wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 In other related news. Do you [on VT] eat the whole apple or to the core and then chuck it. I used to pretend I was Unicron devouring planets when eating apples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Ditto. There are few things in life better than a big plate of whitebait, with a healthy drop of mayonnaise (*Stay away Wiggy) and a pint of decent beer. (There are many things in life better than the above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Ditto. There are few things in life better than a big plate of whitebait, with a healthy drop of mayonnaise (*Stay away Wiggy) and a pint of decent beer. (There are many things in life better than the above) What!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 In other related news. Do you [on VT] eat the whole apple or to the core and then chuck it. I used to pretend I was Unicron devouring planets when eating apples. I just used to think I was a fat bastard eating apples. Still am/do. Dooo be dooby do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Not many places seem to do whitebait anymore. I really struggle to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2012 I was on a stag do recently (nice link to the other thread) in lierpool. We went for lunch somewhere and my starter was a huge bowl of deep fried whitebait. Incredible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted March 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2012 I don't what pisses me off more: the fact that OT (e.g. General Chat) has now actually become TOO laddish and bad taste, or the fact that I am pissed off by it at all. It's not that I really object to all the smut, obsession with porn and general immaturity - let's face it, I contribute to it myself on occasion - but you know what? It's getting boring. There, I said it. +1 (and I know that I've contributed to it, but everything in moderation, including moderation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 just been to my lads school concert One of the dad's sitting on the same row as me had a book in his hand and was reading from it the whole time ..even when his daughter was doing her part in the concert Would it really have hurt to give the kids an hour of your time ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 just been to my lads school concert One of the dad's sitting on the same row as me had a book in his hand and was reading from it the whole time ..even when his daughter was doing her part in the concert Would it really have hurt to give the kids an hour of your time ? Thats disgusting. If he didn't wanna go then he shouldn't have been there. I bet his little girl was watching him the whole time, waiting for even a glint of pride from him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 just been to my lads school concert One of the dad's sitting on the same row as me had a book in his hand and was reading from it the whole time ..even when his daughter was doing her part in the concert Would it really have hurt to give the kids an hour of your time ? Yep, that'd piss me right off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 20, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2012 I don't what pisses me off more: the fact that OT (e.g. General Chat) has now actually become TOO laddish and bad taste, or the fact that I am pissed off by it at all. It's not that I really object to all the smut, obsession with porn and general immaturity - let's face it, I contribute to it myself on occasion - but you know what? It's getting boring. There, I said it. +1 (and I know that I've contributed to it, but everything in moderation, including moderation) +1 aswell. I'm all for going into the finer details of most things, but I know when it has served it's purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 just been to my lads school concert One of the dad's sitting on the same row as me had a book in his hand and was reading from it the whole time ..even when his daughter was doing her part in the concert Would it really have hurt to give the kids an hour of your time ? Unless of course he was reading: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I don't what pisses me off more: the fact that OT (e.g. General Chat) has now actually become TOO laddish and bad taste, or the fact that I am pissed off by it at all. It's not that I really object to all the smut, obsession with porn and general immaturity - let's face it, I contribute to it myself on occasion - but you know what? It's getting boring. There, I said it. +1 (and I know that I've contributed to it, but everything in moderation, including moderation) +1 aswell. I'm all for going into the finer details of most things, but I know when it has served it's purpose I think it all stems from Dante going out with a hooker.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 712 pages and counting. You Understudy are a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 just been to my lads school concert One of the dad's sitting on the same row as me had a book in his hand and was reading from it the whole time ..even when his daughter was doing her part in the concert Would it really have hurt to give the kids an hour of your time ? Thats disgusting. If he didn't wanna go then he shouldn't have been there. I bet his little girl was watching him the whole time, waiting for even a glint of pride from him! Yeah If I hadn't been so busy on my phone using facebook and VT I would probably have said something to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 just been to my lads school concert One of the dad's sitting on the same row as me had a book in his hand and was reading from it the whole time ..even when his daughter was doing her part in the concert Would it really have hurt to give the kids an hour of your time ? Thats disgusting. If he didn't wanna go then he shouldn't have been there. I bet his little girl was watching him the whole time, waiting for even a glint of pride from him! Yeah If I hadn't been so busy on my phone using facebook and VT I would probably have said something to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Maybe someone should make a 'General Smutty Chat' thread and then General Chat can revert back to normal with talk of wine tasting, dinner parties and what art exhibits you're going to this week? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Maybe someone should make a 'General Smutty Chat' thread and then General Chat can revert back to normal with talk of wine tasting, dinner parties and what art exhibits you're going to this week? :winkold: But which thread gets to keep 'zebra touching' chat? As i know BOF and Mike have been known to *dabble at times!? *Of course i mean in the chat of zebra touching not the touching of zebra's itself...thats just Eames! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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