tomzep Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 18 year old girls bragging about giving someone a blowjob in the toilet... because you asked and she said no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Bright red lipstick. I don't want to kiss those lips. Not a good look either. Give me natural lips and I'm happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 The Revenue taking forever and a day to get back to you when they owe you money.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Snow. It **** everything up and sends the country into chaos. Im getting old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Snow. It **** everything up and sends the country into chaos. Im getting old I think you've had more snow in England this winter than we've had in New England, and that's amazing, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 another thing about the snow person 1 - were gunna get 10cm of snow this afternoon person 2 - I heard it wasnt coming until tonight person 3 - I heard that it is only going to be 8cm of snow tonight person 4 - it is going to rain as well though so it wont stick person 5 - I heard it is going to snow for 6 days straight and we are all going to die person 6 - I heard it is going to snow for 5 days straight and all the old people are going to die me - WHO REALLY GIVE A FLYING **** SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT THE SNOW jesus christ bring back the talk of christman **** parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 christman **** parties Those kinky God-botherers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 That I'm supposed to think Johnny Cash is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 9, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2012 That I'm supposed to think Johnny Cash is amazingThis. I'm into country music/Americana, and I quite like Cash in small doses. But he is MASSIVELY overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 18 year old girls bragging about giving someone a blowjob in the toilet... because you asked and she said no? No..it's this girl at my work who is really slow..giving someone a blowjob in the toilet isn't really something to brag about..but she think she is so cool for doing it...sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 18 year old girls bragging about giving someone a blowjob in the toilet... because you asked and she said no? No..it's this girl at my work who is really slow..giving someone a blowjob in the toilet isn't really something to brag about..but she think she is so cool for doing it...sigh Where do you work? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 That I'm supposed to think Johnny Cash is amazingThis. I'm into country music/Americana, and I quite like Cash in small doses. But he is MASSIVELY overrated. I used to love johnny cash (still do to an extent) but I only listen to him very rarely now when you look at the other artists in similar genres then you see how massively overated he is townes van zandt guy clarke steve earle steve young leonard cohen bob dylan they all blow him out of the water the man in black is good but he was far from the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 9, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2012 That I'm supposed to think Johnny Cash is amazingThis. I'm into country music/Americana, and I quite like Cash in small doses. But he is MASSIVELY overrated. I used to love johnny cash (still do to an extent) but I only listen to him very rarely now when you look at the other artists in similar genres then you see how massively overated he is townes van zandt guy clarke steve earle steve young leonard cohen bob dylan they all blow him out of the waterNot to mention - (Xann, look away now) - John Stewart Kris Kristofferson Tom Russell Waylon Jennings Steve Young John Hartford Butch Hancock Bob Neuwirth and many others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 people who invite themselves along to places when you dont want them around person - what are you doing on lunch me - me and XXXXXX have gotta go and sort some stuff out person - alright then I'm gunna come as well then she proceeds to follow us round like an excited puppy waffling absolute shite for a full hour WE DONT WANT YOU AROUND FOOK OFF YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SWINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 2 things, both linked to the snow. 1) The "severe" weather warnings on the motorways, I think "severe" is a bit OTT, a bit of sleet and a light dusting of snow. I bet the rest of the world is 'ROFL' at us thinking that is severe. Why not just say something like "Snow forecast today, take care"? 2) The lack of snow this time round, my boss told us yesterday that because of the impending difficult travelling conditions all that was expected of us was to try to get to work. The pitiful offering meant I couldn't pull my planned "it was too dangerous so I turned back speech" :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 10, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 10, 2012 People who make a living point their hand vaguely somewhere behind them while pretending they have the first **** clue what the weather is going to do. They may as well have BOF on the end of the news with a tea cup and giving us his predictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" It's clearly "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 10, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 10, 2012 People who make a living point their hand vaguely somewhere behind them while pretending they have the first **** clue what the weather is going to do. They may as well have BOF on the end of the news with a tea cup and giving us his predictions. No no, then you'd just give out about me! And I'm too fragile for that My favourite is the bit where they tell you what the weather has been like for the past day or two!! I KNOW. I WAS THERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloBarnesi Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 “The Soundtrack of my Life” My life is my life, not a ƒu••ing movie. I don’t need to have Spotify on Facebook telling people I like Kraftwerk or Edward Elgar and dubbing it my “Soundtrack” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 “The Soundtrack of my Life” My life is my life, not a ƒu••ing movie. I don’t need to have Spotify on Facebook telling people I like Kraftwerk or Edward Elgar and dubbing it my “Soundtrack” See if you wasnt on facebook you wouldnt have to worry about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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