AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 People who give really shit answers to easy questions. Mainly my Mom. I'll ask "How long do you reckon it'll take to get there".... A: "Errmmm, won't be too long" Q: "just roughly, how long.." A: "I'm not sure" Q: "ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS, ROUGHLY, IN YOUR MIND, HOW LONG THIS JOURNEY WILL TAKE IN MINUTES/HOURS. IT IS NOT DIFFICULT" A: "I think about 20 minutes" "THANK YOU, WASN'T HARD WAS IT!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 That's because she was subconsciously second-guessing you she probably thought you were going to chide her should she give the wrong answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 At work I regularly have to carry big heavy computers from one building to another, so I stick it under my right arm and carry it away. I've now noticed my right arm is noticably bigger that my left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 At work I regularly have to carry big heavy computers from one building to another, so I stick it under my right arm and carry it away. I've now noticed my right arm is noticably bigger that my left. alternate arms FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 The fact that the cupboards in my office have random numbers rather than 1,2,3,4.etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 At work I regularly have to carry big heavy computers from one building to another, so I stick it under my right arm and carry it away. I've now noticed my right arm is noticably bigger that my left. Yeah yeah , blame it on the computer lifting :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 At work I regularly have to carry big heavy computers from one building to another, so I stick it under my right arm and carry it away. I've now noticed my right arm is noticably bigger that my left. Yeah yeah , blame it on the computer lifting :winkold: That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 At work I regularly have to carry big heavy computers from one building to another, so I stick it under my right arm and carry it away. I've now noticed my right arm is noticably bigger that my left. Yeah yeah , blame it on the computer lifting :winkold: That's my story and I'm sticking to it! extraordinarily heavy penis FTL (or indeed win)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 That since I've become single, I've started using facebook more and more. I hate the thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 That since I've become single, I've started using facebook more and more. I hate the thing Using or doing something you hate FTL. Not using or doing something you hate, that you don't have to do, FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 It's more the fact that facebook appears to be one of the only ways to speak to people nowadays. I'm not one to phone people, it takes ages to get a reply when texting, msn used to be full of people but now has about 6 people online worldwide. (of course I'm not on about when I'm actually out or seeing mates.. I just mean generally when I'm home and have nothing to do) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 FB helped me a lot when I split with my missus fella. I counted it as a blessing, rather than a detraction. In the "old days", we'd have to have phoned someone, or gone down the boozer .... actually, yeah, you may be right ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 It's a welcome distraction, being single, but it also makes me be lazy! Instead of getting off my arse and actually getting together with a friend I haven't seen for a while... I just say "hi lolllzzzzzz" on facebook. I prefer myspace anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 People who give really shit answers to easy questions. Mainly my Mom. I'll ask "How long do you reckon it'll take to get there".... A: "Errmmm, won't be too long" Q: "just roughly, how long.." A: "I'm not sure" Q: "ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS, ROUGHLY, IN YOUR MIND, HOW LONG THIS JOURNEY WILL TAKE IN MINUTES/HOURS. IT IS NOT DIFFICULT" A: "I think about 20 minutes" "THANK YOU, WASN'T HARD WAS IT!?" Sounds like a variation on my discussions with my kids. "When's dinner?" "About eight." "You said dinner would be at eight." "No, I said about eight. It's not ready yet." "I can see that. So when's it ready?" About ten minutes. Or when I decide." "Well I'm doing something, so when's it ready?" "Five minutes." "Dinner's ready." "Dinner's ready." "DINNER'S READY!" "All right, I heard you." People who give mouthy backchat to sensible answers to daft questions. The youth of today. Tccchhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 My brother is like that when someone calls him. If my mum calls me from downstairs, I'll answer her, to aknowledge that I heard her shout me. My brother won't. He'll just walk from his room to the stairs, by which time my mum will shout him again, not knowing he's heard. Then he'll be "Yes! I heard you the first time!". Answer her then, hows she meant to know you heard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 ^^^ Give your brother a smack next time I know it's been done to death but not being able to sleep when I am completely exhausted is pissing me off a bit. I want to sleep so bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 15, 2011 Author Share Posted April 15, 2011 ^^^ Give your brother smack next time I know it's been done to death but not being able to sleep when I am completely exhausted is pissing me off a bit. I want to sleep so bad! (at the first bit, I empathise with the second bit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I prefer myspace anyway I prefer my own space too. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 My brother is like that when someone calls him. If my mum calls me from downstairs, I'll answer her, to aknowledge that I heard her shout me. My brother won't. He'll just walk from his room to the stairs, by which time my mum will shout him again, not knowing he's heard. Then he'll be "Yes! I heard you the first time!". Answer her then, hows she meant to know you heard! Maybe he doesn't like shouting? I know I don't. When my Mom used to do that to me, I'd be similar to your brother. I find shouting a bit uncouth TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted April 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted April 15, 2011 FB helped me a lot when I split with my missus fella. I'm surprised, thought you would have needed more than FB to get you through finding out you've been dating a he/she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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