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Ed Sheeran getting his dick sucked by Nicole Sherzinger

What?! God I hate that overrated cretin. What you thinking Nicole? He looks like a ginger boglin.

Just another reason to hate him.

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I don't hate him. I don't really get why people do. he's a bit dull, but I don't really see anything malicious there. In fact he seems like a sound bloke if anything.

 

BUT, he's about as attractive as my chocolate starfish, so no idea how he's bagged her, money or no money!

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I don't hate him. I don't really get why people do. he's a bit dull, but I don't really see anything malicious there. In fact he seems like a sound bloke if anything.

 

BUT, he's about as attractive as my chocolate starfish, so no idea how he's bagged her, money or no money!

 

To be fair, being a world famous recording artist who gets mobbed wherever he goes that is probably quite attractive to the other sex, regardless of your looks.

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A very long time ago I had a girl that was basically shagging me as some perverse revenge on her local sport star boyfriend she'd split up with.

 

I was being used by her, to show him.....I dunno, something or other.

 

It was a torrid few weeks, and as  mind blowing as it was to not only feel boob but actually get to do sex on her, it was something of a relief (!!!) when I was finally dumped and they got back together.

 

The effort I was having to make to look presentable and perform a half decent shag was becoming more trouble than it was worth.

 

Sheeran just needs to enjoy it whilst he can.

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The guy who also lives near Birmingham at work has quit, meaning I'll be on my own doing 900 miles a week commuting.

 

Not a chance.

 

Means I'll have to MOT every 11 weeks plus £400 a month fuel costs just for commuting.

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From the Beeb:

 

They have only played each other three times, but in four short months the New York derby has become one of football's great rivalries.

 

Has it ****

The sole criteria for this statement appears to be "have banner insulting opposition players and participated in drunken post match fight" 

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From the Beeb:

 

They have only played each other three times, but in four short months the New York derby has become one of football's great rivalries.

 

Has it ****

 

I could understand that sort of nonsense from an American media outlet. But not a European one.

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Also, who supports New York City?

 

And furthermore, who supports them so vehemently that they've already had a fight in the streets of New York with Red Bull supporters?

They've only been playing matches for 6 months!

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Adverts that show close ups of feet.

Worse are the adverts for cleaning hard skin off feet and they show someone creating a little skinstorm from the crap they're removing. Rank.
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