GarethRDR Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I always bring food to a BBQ, as my 'peers' are all far too uncouth to serve the gourmet food I am accustomed to like chargrilled ortolan or hoi-sin crispy owl. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I always bring food to a BBQ, as my 'peers' are all far too uncouth to serve the gourmet food I am accustomed to like chargrilled ortolan or hoi-sin crispy owl. Commoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 2, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2015 Had owl once. Tastes a lot like swan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOF Posted July 2, 2015 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2015 Muhuhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Kids that won't stop crying. I'm at in-laws in Canada and when one kid stops crying another starts. My little one is only 6 months now she has watched the older ones and now keeps crying as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The fact that despite the road which my flat is on is a relatively quiet one, we still get people just hanging around on the wall outside. Right now there is a girl just sitting on the wall talking on her phone. Everyone has their windows open as it's warm, so all we can hear is her guffawing like a **** loon. What is she sitting there for?! It's not a bus stop and she's been there a good half an hour now so I doubt she's waiting to get picked up or anything. Go home, you daft bint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The fact that despite the road which my flat is on is a relatively quiet one, we still get people just hanging around on the wall outside. Right now there is a girl just sitting on the wall talking on her phone. Everyone has their windows open as it's warm, so all we can hear is her guffawing like a **** loon. What is she sitting there for?! It's not a bus stop and she's been there a good half an hour now so I doubt she's waiting to get picked up or anything. Go home, you daft bint. Throw something at her then hide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2015 Stand in the window, staring at her, whilst masturbating furiously - she'll soon move. If she doesn't at first notice you then bang hard on the window until she turns around. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 2, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Things just got stupid........er in Ireland ......You can now get an on the spot fine while riding your bicycle and commit one of the above offences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Probably all valid aside from the pedestranised one. When I am king, cyclists that where sponsored gear, that arent actually sponsored, they will get on the spot fines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 3, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2015 Things just got stupid........er in Ireland ......You can now get an on the spot fine while riding your bicycle and commit one of the above offences I don't see the problem. They all sound like typical dickish things that cyclists do. Well worthy of a small fine to discourage them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Gonna be hard getting 40 Euro out of a 10 year old cycling on a footpath ...it would probably be a step leading to some form of taxation via a licence to own a bike or something overly stupid to drain money from us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Gonna be hard getting 40 Euro out of a 10 year old cycling on a footpath ...it would probably be a step leading to some form of taxation via a licence to own a bike or something overly stupid to drain money from us The big question about cyclists, apart from, what the f*** are they doing on the pavement, is why they aren't required to have insurance? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 3, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted July 3, 2015 Gonna be hard getting 40 Euro out of a 10 year old cycling on a footpath ...it would probably be a step leading to some form of taxation via a licence to own a bike or something overly stupid to drain money from us I would assume the rules would only apply to adults (over 16s). I think that's how it is in this country regarding cycling on pavements, although I'm no expert) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) Gonna be hard getting 40 Euro out of a 10 year old cycling on a footpath ...it would probably be a step leading to some form of taxation via a licence to own a bike or something overly stupid to drain money from us I would assume the rules would only apply to adults (over 16s). I think that's how it is in this country regarding cycling on pavements, although I'rm no expe[r]t) You run into lamp posts a bit, and occasionally topple over barrier tape into muddy holes dug for public works - that sort of thing?? Edited July 3, 2015 by CrackpotForeigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) Whenever I'm driving: "For f**k's sake, get off the road you stupid c***, look at that big empty pavement over there" Whenever I'm a pedestrian: "Woah, did you say that!? That idiot just nearly took me out, doesn't he know he should be on the road?" Edited July 3, 2015 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 When a fly manages to get into a room with the window slightly open then spends the next 5 minutes trying to get out when the window is wide open. Also hate when they fly right past your ear, that horrible buzzing sound. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 In reply to makeminevanilla; nearly all 'racing' cyclists that you see on the roads do have insurance; as do touring cyclists who are members of the Cyclists Touring Club (CTC). With cycling being pretty popular theses days, you never know who is a racing cyclist or a 'weekend warrior' but believe me a good number will have insurance. Mine, obtained through British Cycling, costs about £50 p.a. and covers me should I damage some ones car or cause an accident etc. Perhaps it should be compulsory but then perhaps helmets should be too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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