StefanAVFC Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Planning differentiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 A woman at work complimented me on my outfit and said I look incredible... ...Then she asked if I have a boyfriend. I may need to rethink my wardrobe. Sorry, I just love that emoticon! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 In retrospect I should just stop wearing pink t-shirts that declare that I "love t3h c0ck". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I've just had a van insurance quote of £4,442. Van is worth about £1000, so they think im going to completely write it off 4 and a half times a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Slim fit. I'm looking for some new jeans and they're all **** slim fit for faggots with skinny legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Slim fit. I'm looking for some new jeans and they're all **** slim fit for faggots with skinny legs. Don't tell me you wear bootcut. It's 2013 man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I've just had a van insurance quote of £4,442. Van is worth about £1000, so they think im going to completely write it off 4 and a half times a year. £4,442?! My Mustang only cost £600 and I've only been driving 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 You have a Mustang? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 You have a Mustang? Mustang? Yes, I have one... I'm just saying... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Business insurance is a whole other world. They take the piss because they can. That seems a lot though. Mine is only £2.5k and I've still not passed my test! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I suppose the insurers have calculated that the majority of time the Mustang will be off the road or you'll be at home getting quotes from oil producing countries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I suppose the insurers have calculated that the majority of time the Mustang will be off the road or you'll be at home getting quotes from oil producing countries. I'll be driving it to the office next week Today I realised that from the second floor I can overlook the area Wainy is moving to. With a decent sniper rifle I could probably pick him off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I'm only jealous... I've just been looking at some proper car porn, it would appear I have Vanishing Point for Crimble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 You have a Mustang? Mustang? Yes, I have one... I'm just saying... Like Fords do you? Not sure you've mentioned before.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I've just had a van insurance quote of £4,442. Van is worth about £1000, so they think im going to completely write it off 4 and a half times a year. No they think you're going to go and plow it into a Bugatti Veyron, write it and your van off, then kill the occupants of both. Well, they don't actually think it's that likely, about 40/1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 You have a Mustang? Mustang? Yes, I have one... I'm just saying... Like Fords do you? Not sure you've mentioned before.. Far more reliable than most cars. Especially German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 The term "beer fear". It's a misnomer. I know too well all the awful feelings that result with a hangover, but fear is not one of them - pain, nausea, regret, remorse, embarrassment, shame, depression, anger, disgust, you name it - but not fear. Beer fear is what I get before I start drinking - knowing that the result will probably be as above. Case in point: I'm going to be on the lash tomorrow (both lunchtime and evening), and - although I know I'll be as happy as Larry at some stage - the thought of the aftermath is already filling me with dread. The term 'on the lash'...sounds really cringey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 My head hurts :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted December 16, 2013 Administrator Share Posted December 16, 2013 I've just had a van insurance quote of £4,442. Van is worth about £1000, so they think im going to completely write it off 4 and a half times a year. No they think you're going to go and plow it into a Bugatti Veyron, write it and your van off, then kill the occupants of both. Well, they don't actually think it's that likely, about 40/1. ... or into a queue at a bus stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 So I'm in Tesco this evening and some fella starts bitching to his girlfriend about the price of a can opener that was €6, he'd no intention of buying it, but was giving out the price as we went from aisle to aisle. If you don't think it's a fair price don't buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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