RichardCanning Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 It's Friday so lets have a bit of fun, shamelessly stolen from reddit. If you were to die now and they put your last text message sent on your tombstone what would it say: "Just waiting on results then will be there" is mine, which would suggest the results weren't great.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 mine was me texting my brother about the cutie in the gym yesterday ... lucky for me I'm already dead so Mrs h can't kill me again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I'm getting cremated.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "Wait! I'm not dead, you fools." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 mine's a bit wordy: "yeah, I can see there's a bigger prize tantalisingly close. Not easy. Potentially less easy to carry the good will wave if you decline." it's a deliberately vague message that one day, will form an important part of a Hollywood blockbuster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Mine's - "Ok" Clearly not though it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Anyone been sexting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Just me saying to my mate to feel free to bring his girlfriend to the pub on Saturday. 95% of my texts are just me arranging something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Something about the weather. Again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Just me saying to my mate to feel free to bring his girlfriend to the pub on Saturday. 95% of my texts are just me arranging something. Are you a pimp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Just me saying to my mate to feel free to bring his girlfriend to the pub on Saturday. 95% of my texts are just me arranging something. Are you a pimp? Bah! Caught out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "I want a second opinion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "Yeah, I'll go to Crewe on Saturday" Sounds kinda ominous now I think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I can't be lying in bed all day, this is the perfect excuse to sit around and be a banjo playing fool all day, regardless of how shit I feel lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Uruguay have Suarez, Cavani AND Forlan playing..ain't nobody got time for that. See you at 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 21, 2013 For people who didn't like me, they should appreciate: "Need a lift tonight?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "I'm in the process of contacting music mags who might not get the info. Will report back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "So then Harry said to me, are you feeling lucky punk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 "what time is Iceland open till"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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